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Post by The Deceased on Apr 18, 2012 7:20:01 GMT -5
Here's why:
-I'm already dead. You can put me on money
-I'm already dead. No assassination attempts. More time spent running the country. Save money on security.
-I will ensure my fellow corpse, Dick Clark, will be rockin' the New Years Eve for decades to come.
-My body will sit in the White House and stink up the whole place without really having a purpose, thereby keeping with the tradition of recent presidents. After all, what the US needs is consistency in these times of turmoil.
-Since I'm dead, I won't make promises I can't keep. I can't really make promises, either. Therefore, I will not go back on my word to the American Voting Public.
- I won't send our troops to war in countries we have no business in.
- I'll still be livelier than the Supreme Court
So, Vote for Me
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 18, 2012 7:50:45 GMT -5
Who's your VP? I need to know the whole ticket before I throw my vote away.
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 18, 2012 10:26:50 GMT -5
We're all dying on Dec. 21.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Apr 18, 2012 11:51:38 GMT -5
I'm not. I have a zombie plan.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 18, 2012 12:41:29 GMT -5
You have competition from none other than William Howard Taft: taft2012.com/ |
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 18, 2012 12:42:42 GMT -5
I'm not. I have a zombie plan. And just where have you been???(glad to see you back, btw) |
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Post by The Deceased on Apr 18, 2012 18:39:37 GMT -5
Who's your VP? I need to know the whole ticket before I throw my vote away. That would be none other than the severed head of Donald Trump. |
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Post by The Deceased on Apr 18, 2012 18:55:41 GMT -5
Oh, and I'm not sure, but I think I called Dick Clark's death *before* it hit the news.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 18, 2012 19:54:33 GMT -5
Don't vote for The Deceased, vote for ME!
Fartin' VanBuren!
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Post by Ratso on Apr 18, 2012 21:16:00 GMT -5
We're all dying on Dec. 21. Not true or funny. - 15 you fail Sloane for the year. |
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Post by Torgo on Apr 19, 2012 1:39:15 GMT -5
I'll vote. If you legalize it.
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Post by siamesesin on Apr 19, 2012 2:00:25 GMT -5
I'm not. I have a zombie plan. HOT DAMN! ALL THE SEXIES ARE COMING BACK! |
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Post by GodoHell on Apr 19, 2012 8:44:45 GMT -5
 MS. DECEASED!!! MS. DECEASED!!! SAM DONALDSON, VULCAN NEWS NETWORK!!! THERE ARE ALLEGATIONS THAT YOUR DECEASED STATUS IS MERELY A TAX DODGE. HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THESE ALLEGATIONS?!? ALSO, IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT JACK KENNEDY WON'T STOP HITTING ON YOU?!? |
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 19, 2012 13:51:32 GMT -5
Damn, Sam looks really pissed off.
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Post by The Deceased on Apr 19, 2012 13:54:56 GMT -5
MS. DECEASED!!! MS. DECEASED!!! SAM DONALDSON, VULCAN NEWS NETWORK!!! THERE ARE ALLEGATIONS THAT YOUR DECEASED STATUS IS MERELY A TAX DODGE. HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THESE ALLEGATIONS?!? ALSO, IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT JACK KENNEDY WON'T STOP HITTING ON YOU?!? Sir, I'm not dodging taxes. I'm sure once my body is actually found by the proper authorities, my estate will be screwed by the inheritance tax just like every other dead American. And although Mr. Kennedy has shown his 'interest' in me, I believe he has mistaken my identity for someone else, as he keeps calling me 'Jackie'. |
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