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Post by The Deceased on May 16, 2012 21:17:39 GMT -5
Not just any thread. This thread will change your life. It will change your perspective on EVERYTHING, from your day-to-day relationships with others, to how you handle your finances, to how you normally think.
This thread makes no assumptions. It does not hold any bias toward your gender, race, creed, nationality, disability, sexual orientation, or your income.
This thread is the future. This thread is now. This thread is everything in the past, boiled down and refined to its purest form.
Are you ready?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 16, 2012 22:21:22 GMT -5
I should lock it.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 16, 2012 22:29:51 GMT -5
Is it crack? This thread better be crack.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 16, 2012 22:34:59 GMT -5
You mean from the refrigerator repairman's tool belt?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 16, 2012 22:50:27 GMT -5
If it makes my makes my nerves feel like they've been filed with aluminum cans and fiberglass, I don't care where it comes from.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on May 16, 2012 23:12:49 GMT -5
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Post by Mitchell on May 17, 2012 9:21:15 GMT -5
This thread has convinced me that Deceased has taken up Scientology.
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Post by Crowfan on May 17, 2012 15:06:06 GMT -5
My life still feels the same. How long do I have to wait for things to change?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 17, 2012 15:56:30 GMT -5
It's a scam. Your life used to be different at some point. This thread just takes credit for that earlier change.
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Post by Mitchell on May 17, 2012 17:35:31 GMT -5
It's a scam. Your life used to be different at some point. This thread just takes credit for that earlier change. The best explanation ever for a posteriori knowledge.
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Post by Don Quixote on May 17, 2012 20:29:07 GMT -5
This is probably the best time to kill myself, after having read this thread.
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Post by The Deceased on May 17, 2012 23:00:04 GMT -5
This thread has convinced me that Deceased has taken up Scientology. Xenu loves you.
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Post by GodoHell on May 18, 2012 8:47:29 GMT -5
....and a Mr. Travolta wanted to speak to you about a massage.
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Post by The Deceased on May 18, 2012 14:32:00 GMT -5
Are you *Clear*?
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Post by siamesesin on May 18, 2012 15:38:41 GMT -5
....and a Mr. Travolta wanted to speak to you about a massage. Godo wins.
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