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Post by Mitchell on Jun 1, 2012 10:29:29 GMT -5
"Oh, great, another Telly Savalas thread, you asshat?!"
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jun 1, 2012 11:52:23 GMT -5
If you set Telly on fire, he'll rise from the ashes as Vern Troyer.
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Post by Mitchell on Jun 1, 2012 11:58:39 GMT -5
Another entry on the "sex tapes I don't need to see" list.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jun 1, 2012 12:06:50 GMT -5
Why is everything about sex tapes with you? I was thinking performance vaudeville.
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 1, 2012 16:33:07 GMT -5
"Oh, great, another Telly Savalas thread, you asshat?!" He was a wonderful co-star.
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Post by Mitchell on Jun 1, 2012 18:14:50 GMT -5
Why is everything about sex tapes with you? I was thinking performance vaudeville. More or less exactly why Shemp was an underrated Stooge.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 1, 2012 19:49:52 GMT -5
Which Bond movie was Telly the big bad in?
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Post by Mitchell on Jun 1, 2012 20:59:24 GMT -5
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 1, 2012 22:30:13 GMT -5
Oh yeah. Too bad he had to be in it with George Lazenby.
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Post by The Deceased on Jun 4, 2012 16:49:11 GMT -5
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 4, 2012 20:39:50 GMT -5
He's Telly freakin' Savalas. Of course he looks like that. When does he NOT look like that? STOP STANDING IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE, MOM!
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Post by GodoHell on Jun 4, 2012 21:03:21 GMT -5
When does he NOT look like that? When he's playing with dolls.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 4, 2012 21:06:31 GMT -5
Lookit dat pimp glare, the pimp jowls. You, son, don't know your pimps when you see 'em.
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Post by GodoHell on Jun 4, 2012 21:12:45 GMT -5
Somebody's been letting your rent their Real Doll again, haven't they?
It's probably not even a Real Doll, It's probably a couple of ripped, unlaundered t-shirts, a toilet paper tube, an old Hannah Montana Halloween mask, and some duct tape.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 4, 2012 21:17:08 GMT -5
Hey, HEY. It's at least a old, mildew-encrusted dress form with a fleshlight duct taped to the bottom and a bust of Franklin Pierce welded to the top!
Give me a little credit, jeeze.
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