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Post by Birdgirl90 on Jun 9, 2012 18:36:13 GMT -5
Hey all, I have not forgotten you guys!!!! I swear! It's been a crazy side show here though. Thus, I present the list of why I am now inconsistant/absent and what's been going on since I last talked to you all: ~Internet has been cancelled at home ~Boyfriend is living on my family's couch ~Graduated from college with my writing degree ~Am currently working three part time jobs There's more, but I'm too wiped to go into it. So what'd I miss? ??
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 9, 2012 18:53:22 GMT -5
You have incurred many penalties during your absence. 10cents/day after the first two weeks. I estimate that comes to...
... twelve thousand dollars. You may pay the bursar within three weeks.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Jun 9, 2012 18:54:28 GMT -5
Aww damn. I knew I should've read the fine print before signing that contract.
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 9, 2012 18:55:09 GMT -5
I mentioned "Uranus" at least 20,000 times and also Brett eating everything at least 10,000 times
I'm pretty sure that Phantom had some people killed as well.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 9, 2012 18:55:13 GMT -5
NOBODY READS THE PROBOARDS TERMS OF USE AGREEMENT!
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Jun 9, 2012 18:59:29 GMT -5
Why would they? I don't have the attention span to! That's awesome about Brett, Crowfan. And I expected nothing less from Phantom.
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Post by Crowfan on Jun 9, 2012 19:13:36 GMT -5
NOBODY READS THE PROBOARDS TERMS OF USE AGREEMENT! So true.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 9, 2012 19:22:11 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure I'm the worst abuser of that agreement.
There is a clause about "Tired, overused bull***t", right?
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Post by Mitchell on Jun 9, 2012 22:29:20 GMT -5
You have incurred many penalties during your absence. 10cents/day after the first two weeks. I estimate that comes to... ... twelve thousand dollars. You may pay the bursar within three weeks. Don't worry too much about the fine, Birdie. Twelve grand in DQ money works out to two-and-a-half cans of Bacon flavored Easy Cheese. Make sure the half-can has the crusty bit at the top still attached, though.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 9, 2012 22:43:24 GMT -5
You have incurred many penalties during your absence. 10cents/day after the first two weeks. I estimate that comes to... ... twelve thousand dollars. You may pay the bursar within three weeks. Don't worry too much about the fine, Birdie. Twelve grand in DQ money works out to two-and-a-half cans of Bacon flavored Easy Cheese. Make sure the half-can has the crusty bit at the top still attached, though. That's the exchange rate in Upstate New York, don'tcha know.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Jun 10, 2012 0:18:15 GMT -5
Will do. I promise not to incur any more fines, Mr. DQ, sir.
(Btw, how does that rate change for colorado? Also, I just figured out I can view this site from my phone. I'm special, lol.)
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Post by afriendlychicken on Jun 10, 2012 3:38:09 GMT -5
Wait? You have a phone? My God...you are special!
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Post by Mitchell on Jun 10, 2012 3:54:44 GMT -5
(Btw, how does that rate change for colorado? Also, I just figured out I can view this site from my phone. I'm special, lol.) One souvenir placemat featuring "Pike's Peak Pete" from the Denny's in Durango and a lock of hair from Woody Paige's armpit.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Jun 10, 2012 9:19:45 GMT -5
I'll have my friend in Durango send that express.
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Post by GodoHell on Jun 10, 2012 13:04:04 GMT -5
Don't worry too much about the fine, Birdie. Twelve grand in DQ money works out to two-and-a-half cans of Bacon flavored Easy Cheese. Make sure the half-can has the crusty bit at the top still attached, though. That's the exchange rate in Upstate New York, don'tcha know. Please don't tell you kids are still using them for enema whippets. I understand times are hard, but "Cuttin' the cheese" is no solution to your problems. Plus, it's been proven to be a "gateway food" by a trustworthy group of middle-aged men in tailored suits who know how to mix their alcohol and prescription medication. The cost in food stamps, toilet cleaners, and emergency calls to plumbers is crippling this nation. C'mon, DQ, be strong! Heed the advice of D.A.R.E. and their catchy slogan: "Take the can out of your can!"
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