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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 15, 2012 23:58:10 GMT -5
Donuts and grey water.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 16, 2012 16:02:22 GMT -5
I'll pass.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 16, 2012 20:34:24 GMT -5
GAS, THAT IS, BOY, GAS!
Nice kid, but if, I say, if Crowfan was any more brief, you'd, I say, you'd be able to buy Crowfan from Hanes in packs of eight.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 17, 2012 11:11:38 GMT -5
GAS, THAT IS, BOY, GAS! Nice kid, but if, I say, if Crowfan was any more brief, you'd, I say, you'd be able to buy Crowfan from Hanes in packs of eight. I like this.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 17, 2012 16:57:20 GMT -5
Crowfan: Now endorsed by Michael Jordan! Also, some guy with a "bacon neck"! I'm presuming that Jordan violently tears the lesser man apart and then fries up the portion of his flesh most closely approximating bacon, with an insane bloodlust in his eyes. You know the bacon neck will only sate it for so long before he must kill again. Who will he kill? You? Well, we here at Hanes can prevent that... if so inclined.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 18, 2012 0:05:25 GMT -5
Crowfan is neither bacon nor not bacon.
In the meantime, Hanes can only prevent the majority of projectile diarrhea from landing on your bacon. But your neck is not inclined to approximate the lesser flesh of the portion of fries that most closely endorse Michael Jordan. So...you know.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 18, 2012 16:42:42 GMT -5
Crowfan is neither bacon nor not bacon. . So, I'm not bacon? Bummer. This will hurt the endorsements.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 23, 2012 22:37:55 GMT -5
Not even pigs are *entirely* bacon.
Now, horses on the other hand...
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 24, 2012 6:10:05 GMT -5
That's what they make those chewy dog treats that look like bacon, smell like bacon, and are wholly disappointing after four or five, just like bacon out of.
Two threads going, and we're just talking about meat in the both of them. This is the manliest Sloane's ever been since Mummi passed out for a week and forgot to shave his leg hair.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 24, 2012 15:10:25 GMT -5
So, you're the one who's been eating the dog treats?
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Post by Blurryeye on Jul 27, 2012 19:18:07 GMT -5
Drinking plenty of water helps one to lose weight AND keep it off! It stimulates metabolism and helps with complete digestion of food. It will help one avoid development of kidney stones and urinary tract infections (ahem, ladies, I'm talking to you *wink*). Keep cool and drink WATER! NOT DRUGS!
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 27, 2012 19:21:19 GMT -5
Can I put drugs INTO the water? Water tastes gross without them.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 27, 2012 21:02:08 GMT -5
Can I drink drugs instead of water?
Cough syrup is so delicious. Particular the green flavor.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 28, 2012 6:47:46 GMT -5
THAT was Prestone. . .
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 29, 2012 12:00:16 GMT -5
Prestone, cough syrup, that stuff I found congealed in a jar buried in my backyard, it's all the same crap...
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