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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 5, 2012 19:35:35 GMT -5
This piece is 100% fake. Note the poor quality around the edges, and the attempt to make the thread look older than it is through the use of artificial patina. While the depiction is somewhat accurate, Affy, though famous for tapdancing on the ceiling, never wore clogs to do it, Mummi never appeared that masculine, and the representation of Phantom as anything BUT Rip Van Winkle is wholly inaccurate.
I'm sorry, friend, but this thread is a fake.
Soo... what do you want for it?
Honestly, man, I can't really do anything with it.
Well, my wife won't let it back in the house.
*sigh* Tell ya what, I'll give you twenty for the whole thread. If nothing else, it'll look cool on my wall.
Okay, sold. Thanks.
Chum, go write him up.
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I bought the thread because it looked kind of cool. Even if it's not the real deal, it makes my shop look like it's got some valuable stuff in it. And hey, I'm only out twenty bucks.
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Damn it, Rick, what the hell is that thing?
It's a fake Thread of the Ancients
What the hell do you want with a fake thread of the ancients?
Well, it'll look cool on the wall.
I can't believe - how much did you pay for it?
Twenty bucks, old man.
Oh. Well, it's not a terrible deal for twenty bucks, but damn it, Rick, inventory space doesn't grow on trees!
Calm down, pop. I'll throw it up on the wall in the shop. It'll attract customers.
Yeah, boss, it's a pretty sweet deal.
Chumbly shut the hell up. I hate you all.
We hate you too, dad.
*Everybody laughs*
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 5, 2012 21:13:31 GMT -5
No, no, no. It's not fake.
It's an homage.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 6, 2012 9:41:13 GMT -5
No, no, no. It's not fake. It's an homage. You give him way too much credit.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 12, 2012 10:18:19 GMT -5
Look, I can tap dance on the ceiling in this thread if it'll help its authenticity. It's really no trouble.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 12, 2012 14:59:37 GMT -5
*tappa tappa tappa*
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 12, 2012 15:51:41 GMT -5
It's hard to be a successful tranny.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 12, 2012 18:38:53 GMT -5
With those eyebrows? I bet it is.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 12, 2012 20:50:14 GMT -5
Oh please. Most trannies have enough makeup on that they can just sharpie them on.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 15, 2012 23:57:11 GMT -5
As long as I've got hot dogs, I'm good.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 16, 2012 13:05:52 GMT -5
That's a really weird moral outlook, but I respect your right to proclaim it.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 16, 2012 16:01:47 GMT -5
Hot dogs for President!!!!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 16, 2012 20:18:39 GMT -5
"Why do you hate America and her Freedoms?"©
Vote Hamburgers for Kaiser!®
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 18, 2012 0:06:31 GMT -5
Sauerwurst.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 23, 2012 22:36:57 GMT -5
How do hot dogs, hamburgers and sauerwurst respond to claims that they are opposed to the inclusion of saur kraut?
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 24, 2012 6:08:32 GMT -5
"I respect my cabbage-y opponent, he is a good vegetable/mayonnaise combination, but truth be told, he wants to kill your grandparents."
Vote Hamburgers for Kaiser!®
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