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Post by siamesesin on Sept 6, 2012 21:39:49 GMT -5
You mean the gatorade that gets poured over the Coach at the end? Well, there's electrolytes and... ...no, I am done. I refuse to finish. (And here's the pitch to Mitch...) |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 7, 2012 17:49:51 GMT -5
. . .there's Two Coaches, One Cup.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 8, 2012 23:47:25 GMT -5
THE JERRY SANDUSKY STORY!
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 9, 2012 7:32:02 GMT -5
Upon reflection, I have my own question: Is there any dignity to sex at all? not if it's any good. |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 9, 2012 8:37:00 GMT -5
Excellent question. My thoughts.
Dignity defined:
dig·ni·ty [dig-ni-tee]
noun, plural dig·ni·ties.
1. bearing, conduct, or speech indicative of self-respect or appreciation of the formality or gravity of an occasion or situation.
2. nobility or elevation of character; worthiness: dignity of sentiments.
3. elevated rank, office, station, etc.
4. relative standing; rank.
5. a sign or token of respect: an impertinent question unworthy of the dignity of an answer.
So, I think clearly 2 and 3 are out, unless, of course, we're talking about Jerry Sandusky, as DQ seems wont to.
One seems only to apply if you're talking about sex with Martha Stewart, and we're all aware her vulva has been frozen over since the mid-fifties.
Number 4 might apply, except that I think they mean "rank" as in position of standing, not as in the smell of the trash can after someone pooped Indian Food over Egg Salad vomit, or I'm guessing Mumms unless he scrubs his taint with a wire brush and kerosene.
The only way it applies is with number 5, as in "No, Sia, I will NOT give you the dignity of a solid bung-stuffing, until you harvest away some of that magnificent black thatch of yours." Which, if I have the connotation of Godo's post correct, then I have to surmise that Yes, Godo, You are Correct, there is no Dignity in Sex.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 9, 2012 8:49:32 GMT -5
No, Sia, I will NOT give you the dignity of a solid bung-stuffing, until you harvest away some of that magnificent black thatch of yours.  |
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 9, 2012 9:43:03 GMT -5
Well played, Godo.
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