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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 2, 2012 10:23:37 GMT -5
This thread. This very one right here. It's not the economy. It's not the political vitriol. It's not welfare moms or Bible thumpers. It's this and only this thread. If only this thread had never been created, America would be great again. But, no, here it is, mocking us, turning our great nation into a hub of sloth and degeneracy. If George Washington were alive today, he would bitch slap Martha out of the massive frustration caused by this thread. Thomas Jefferson would rape a male slave, and Abraham Lincoln would puke in his top and hat but continue to wear it out of a sense of lingering remorse and regret for what has become of the country he fought to hard to improve. Bill Clinton is likely binge eating again, Daddy Bush has just admitted that he's ready to hurry up and die already because of this thread. Why, Dubya even promised to learn to read so that he could find out what has destroyed the country God told him to lead. Yes, it's that bad. I hate this thread. I hate it with all the patriotic fervor I can still muster, but I'm afraid it's just not enough.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 2, 2012 11:02:49 GMT -5
You know what we need?! A LAW AGAINST THIS THREAD!
Let's call it the I-TARD Act! Internet Threads Against Rightful Democracy!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 2, 2012 11:18:21 GMT -5
Aw, HELLS yeah!  |
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 2, 2012 11:43:25 GMT -5
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 2, 2012 11:48:26 GMT -5
Much improved. Now to secure funding.
And just it...I'm slow today. So it's appropriate.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 2, 2012 13:35:02 GMT -5
I'm not sure I'm on board with your platform. So you must be evil and have the media and corporations in your pocket.
I'm pretty sure you freaks were born in Iceland anyway.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 2, 2012 15:03:13 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure this thread was the cause of Hurricane Sandy, A-Rod's pathetic playoff performance, and global warming.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 2, 2012 16:03:44 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure this thread was the cause of Hurricane Sandy Yep. Yep. A-Rod's pathetic playoff performance No, he sucks. |
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 2, 2012 16:06:51 GMT -5
That's what I was afraid of. Five more years of him in Yankee pinstripes.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 2, 2012 16:52:36 GMT -5
I forgot. The Yankees may have been what's wrong with America for awhile. My bad.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 2, 2012 16:54:20 GMT -5
That's better.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 2, 2012 20:23:51 GMT -5
Much improved. Now to secure funding. I'll give you twenty bucks to go down on me under the overpass. Go easy on the teeth, though. |
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Post by TheNewMads on Nov 5, 2012 9:56:19 GMT -5
I'll give you twenty bucks to go down on me under the overpass. Go easy on the teeth, though. must be a fascinating brand of going-down-on you practice if it involves the going-downer-onner going easy on the going-downee-onnee's teeth. |
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 5, 2012 10:14:52 GMT -5
I'll give you twenty bucks to go down on me under the overpass. Go easy on the teeth, though. must be a fascinating brand of going-down-on you practice if it involves the going-downer-onner going easy on the going-downee-onnee's teeth. Telly Savalas is a SAVAGE lover. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 5, 2012 11:39:13 GMT -5
DQ caused the medical community to completely redefine "vagina dentata."
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