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Post by Mitchell on Nov 3, 2012 12:45:44 GMT -5
I have learned that He-Man ran a phone sex line in the 80s:  |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 3, 2012 14:08:38 GMT -5
Orko: the original Fleshlight.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 3, 2012 18:06:44 GMT -5
All your action figures smelled of ass, didn't they?
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 3, 2012 19:45:59 GMT -5
If you told He-Man it was your birthday, you'd get to hear a special message from Prince Adam too!
Also, lots of grunting.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 4, 2012 15:19:10 GMT -5
I have learned that He-Man ran a phone sex line in the 80s: Ugh. True story, this stupid call in line got me grounded for a month. My mom assumed it was me when she saw the phone number on the bill. She was furious that I refused to fess up and gave a pretty harsh punishment. Then she actually saw the commercial. My brother got in so much trouble. Of course, it was too late to do the couple of fun Girl Scout things and have a birthday by that point, but what the hell. Nope. Not still bitter. Not at all. flapjacksing He-Man. |
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 4, 2012 16:06:57 GMT -5
Just wait until she gets older, and put her in a second-rate nursing home that gives the short shrift on meds, selling half the doses on the streets so the orderlies can go to Vegas every other weekend.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 4, 2012 21:53:38 GMT -5
Nah. I already punish her enough by being me.
To be fair, she did start it.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 7, 2012 7:49:47 GMT -5
What happens if we call that number now?
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 7, 2012 8:51:43 GMT -5
What happens if we call that number now? More importantly, why aren't you calling it right now?!? |
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 7, 2012 8:52:39 GMT -5
I'm calling right now....operators are standing by!!!
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 7, 2012 17:55:16 GMT -5
My smoke signals have a difficult time forming the "9", so this is taking a while.
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Post by Blurryeye on Nov 8, 2012 20:24:43 GMT -5
What happens if we call that number now? |
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 8, 2012 21:02:17 GMT -5
And on the other end of the line, Godo slightly raises one eyebrown at the ringing phone and goes back to slicing through Covenant fodder.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 8, 2012 21:47:35 GMT -5
Godo should intercept this number and give us all his own "private" messages to all callers.
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 8, 2012 22:04:31 GMT -5
I'm wondering how many "eyebrowns" Godo has, when most people have one.
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