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Post by Mitchell on Dec 10, 2012 15:09:42 GMT -5
Perusing petitions.whitehouse.gov is a lot like visiting Sloane, except somehow less coherent, more racist, and a LOT more sophomoric ( an example). Therefore, I propose Sloane Petitions, where we can demonstrate the solemnity and maturity that this helpful Government engagement program deserves. So, ALL ME BE IT KNOWN BY THESE PRESENTS, that. . . I propose that IMMEDIATELY all posters MUST WEAR PANTS unless it causes undue genital restrictiveness. VOTES: 1; REMAINING NEEDED FOR CONSIDERATION: 24,999. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 10, 2012 15:22:00 GMT -5
I would support this petition, but I'm unsure of how narrowly "pants" is to be defined. Slacks? Jeans? Sweats? Fuzzy flannel pajama "bottoms"? Do shorts count? Exercise shorts? "Coach" style stretchy shorts? Basketball shorts that never saw a court and whose only experience of sweat is from ass heat? What about a long robe? Can this be grandfathered in?
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 10, 2012 15:47:50 GMT -5
I object to the pants rule.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 10, 2012 15:57:21 GMT -5
Go start a skorts petition.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 10, 2012 16:03:07 GMT -5
It's just that pants are so confining, and when you use a web cam......
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Post by GodoHell on Dec 11, 2012 8:45:24 GMT -5
The petition doesn't specify where to wear the pants, so enjoy your new hats, Sloanites!
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 11, 2012 15:12:13 GMT -5
Ah, Godo, that reminds me of Bloom County. *sniff*
Can we start a petition to make Opus the National Bird?
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 11, 2012 16:11:43 GMT -5
I'd vote for that. Also if we could get Calvin and Hobbes to be in charge of throwing snowballs at girls
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 11, 2012 16:33:37 GMT -5
Opus says thanks, but he'd rather have wings that work. Plus, I'm not done with him yet...
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 11, 2012 16:51:18 GMT -5
Ah, Godo, that reminds me of Bloom County. *sniff* Can we start a petition to make Opus the National Bird? SIGNATURES: 1; REMAINING NEEDED: 24999 |
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Post by GodoHell on Dec 11, 2012 21:21:01 GMT -5
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 11, 2012 21:22:03 GMT -5
SIGNATURES: 2; REMAINING NEEDED: 24998 |
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Dec 12, 2012 4:38:48 GMT -5
Are you asking us to ban just the usage pertaining to the astronomical body, or do you also mean to ban it when we're talking about the planet? |
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 12, 2012 7:32:25 GMT -5
SIGNATURES: 3; REMAINING NEEDED: 24997 Although please don't tell DW; he says I need new material. ;D |
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 12, 2012 8:15:43 GMT -5
Crowfan, you just made my head explode. You have my congratulations.
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