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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 24, 2013 16:49:57 GMT -5
There is no way I can suggest stuff for you that I've noticed in casual observation that doesn't make me sound as gay as a May morning.
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Post by Ratso on May 15, 2013 23:27:12 GMT -5
I think Superman crapped on my ex girlfriend's car today.
At least that's what I told the police.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on May 16, 2013 0:03:18 GMT -5
You know, there are some beautiful things in this thread. Unfortunately, they involve feces and assholes. So I think it all cancels out in the end.
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Post by Ratso on May 16, 2013 1:52:04 GMT -5
You know, there are some beautiful things in this thread. Unfortunately, they involve feces and assholes. If Feces and Assholes weren't beautiful God would never have created them. |
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Post by GodoHell on May 16, 2013 8:08:00 GMT -5
Feces and Assholes--THEY'RE COPS!
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Post by Dave Walker on May 16, 2013 10:07:24 GMT -5
Next on FOX!
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Post by Ratso on May 16, 2013 12:15:52 GMT -5
I'm sorry but Wood Tv owns the rights to that one. |
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Post by Dave Walker on May 16, 2013 12:21:07 GMT -5
I suppose you're right on that one.
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Post by Ratso on May 16, 2013 12:41:38 GMT -5
Next up on Wood Tv we got Feces and Assholes MDPD, then we got mummifiedstalin's glory hole Sing-along.
That's tonight on Wood tv.
And if you're cable operator does not carry wood tv... call up and say "I WANT MY WOOD!"
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Post by Torgo on May 16, 2013 13:07:31 GMT -5
He could have two hearts in his ass for all we know. Ratso should write comics. I envision his run on Superman would involve a storyline where Clark breaks wind and a heart pops out of his ass. Lois looks at him disgusted, but Clark says "Don't worry, I have another one." |
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Post by Torgo on May 16, 2013 13:08:00 GMT -5
He could have two hearts in his ass for all we know. Ratso should write comics. I envision his run on Superman would involve a storyline where Clark breaks wind and a heart pops out of his ass. Lois looks at him disgusted, but Clark says "Don't worry, I have another one." |
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Post by Ratso on May 16, 2013 15:02:38 GMT -5
I want to write the Silver age Lois Lane.
An independent woman in a incredibly sexist time who defied all odds and became the most admired/respected reporter in the world. Yet all she really wanted was to become Superman's stereotypical housewife.
She desired this so bad that she would come up with literally psychotic scheme after scheme that would end most careers in disgrace.
Best. Character. Ever.
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Post by Dave Walker on May 16, 2013 15:03:47 GMT -5
Not cool enough for the Wood Channel.
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Post by Ratso on May 16, 2013 15:15:26 GMT -5
It could be a wood channel tv movie.
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Post by Dave Walker on May 16, 2013 16:58:13 GMT -5
That one I can see.
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