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Post by Mantis on Apr 5, 2014 19:33:49 GMT -5
Well it's been awhile since I hosted a contest. My old computer had crashed but I now have a new laptop and to celebrate I get to host April's contest! This time it's an oldie but goodie selection of movie stills for you to caption! Below are six movie stills from various old horror or sci-fi movies! Caption any one or all of them with your funniest and/or wittiest captions. In prior contests I usually chose the winner myself but this time I will be enlisting the help of my 20 year old twin sons who are also MST3k fans to help choose the funniest caption. Enter as few or as many times as you wish with any one or all of the six pictures. The winner will be announced on Sunday, April 20th. And thanks to Skyroniter the winner gets 10 DVDs or 6 blu rays of your favorite episodes! He has the best collection of DVDs & blu rays available and I highly encourage you to go to www.mst3kvideos.com to see his fantastic selection! So here are the stills along with the movie they came from:  FROM "THE COLOSSUS OF NEW YORK"  FROM "IT"  FROM "ATTACK OF THE MOON ZOMBIES"  FROM "JEEPERS CREEPERS"  FROM "THE STRANGERS II"  FROM "THE OMEN" |
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 5, 2014 19:48:53 GMT -5
The failed pilot to Lassie was not about a collie, but rather a golem. "Did your daddy come up with that Taco Bell commercial with those other guys named Ronald McDonald? Because if so, I've got a surprise for you..." Isaac Newton exacts vengeance from beyond the grave. Meanwhile, at Rush Limbaugh's septic tank... "The stores were all sold out of V for Vendetta masks, okay?!" "Change the radio to a station that doesn't play dubstep!" |
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Post by mylungswereaching on Apr 5, 2014 20:53:28 GMT -5
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Post by mylungswereaching on Apr 5, 2014 21:07:22 GMT -5
The Peck families last known photo. So, I caught this clown upskirting last night..... |
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Post by posturepal on Apr 6, 2014 7:08:19 GMT -5
"No more hugs daddy. I get slivers and full of sap." IT stinks!!!!! OR In other news, the search is underway for the remains of the Barnum & Bailey Circus, which was decimated yesterday by the hurricane.... OR Get your mind out of the gutter, Binky. "Wow! How do you keep your hair looking so young?" Ewww. How long has Nolte been in there? OR It's in there. The script for the new Transformers movie. In retirement, Mr. Met let himself go and became a pimp. OR Honey, I'm not sure about the Jehovah's Witnesses' new approach. Just take the magazine and tell them we will think about it. |
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Post by Satchmo on Apr 6, 2014 13:46:50 GMT -5
FROM "IT" "And they have so much ham down here! And all the scenery you could ever chew!" FROM "ATTACK OF THE MOON ZOMBIES" "COME GIVE GRANDMA A HUG!" FROM "THE STRANGERS II" "This is an intervention. We need to talk about your LSD problem." |
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 6, 2014 19:44:46 GMT -5
Aerosmith announces their next world tour |
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Post by afriendlychicken on Apr 6, 2014 22:01:37 GMT -5
"Have you ever seen the orgy scene from Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut?" |
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Post by mrmeadows on Apr 8, 2014 17:00:57 GMT -5
"Things were going fine until I ran into that crazed mohel at the bris." Reverse angle of Chris Christie's colonoscopy. "We call it: 'The Aristocrats!'" "Step on it, driver! Dad's late for the 'Old Gringo' audition!" "What? Haven't you ever seen a clown in a sewer before?" Brian May has seen better days. |
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Post by nondescript spice on Apr 8, 2014 22:01:58 GMT -5
life inside a slinky: the reality. |
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Post by afriendlychicken on Apr 8, 2014 22:29:12 GMT -5
FROM "JEEPERS CREEPERS" "Hmm, there must have been a misprint. The guide specifically said this should be the semicolon tunnel." |
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Post by posturepal on Apr 9, 2014 8:10:03 GMT -5
Pennywise, pounds of sewage
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Heeeeeere comes the devil! No, really. |
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Post by posturepal on Apr 9, 2014 8:14:23 GMT -5
"Keep laughing Atticus. Later I'm going to ignite your eyebrows with my mind for making me wear this Bill Nye bowtie." |
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Post by nondescript spice on Apr 9, 2014 10:28:55 GMT -5
...yeah, that jacket is, like, so '80's... live from the 2050 academy awards on the red carpet - JOAN RIVERS! "...i want a child, she said...it'll be fun; he'll be an angel, she said. i tell you right now, atticus finch wouldn't put up with this crap." |
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Post by Satchmo on Apr 10, 2014 16:36:52 GMT -5
"Son, are we there yet?" "For the love of god, Dad, I will turn this car around if you don't cut that out, and then nobody gets to go to Hell!" |
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