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Post by milospinstripe on Sept 22, 2014 19:47:58 GMT -5
I'm sure a thread like this has been done before, but I didn't see one so I thought I'd give it a whirl.
Which actors/actresses from MST episodes were you most smitten by? Who did you see in some of these ridiculous movies who made you think, "wow he/she is quite attractive considering the poor, low-budget quality of this movie"
I'm not talking about acting chops, this is purely cosmetic and shallow as it sounds lol. I'm just talking about physical attractiveness in this situation.
For me, I vote for the girl in "Boggy Creek 2", the tanned, brunette who even the gruff Crenshaw declared her "a man's kinda woman". I think the actresses name was Serene Heddin, which Mike thought was a half-hearted attempt at a porno name.
And of course, the lovely, buxom Mamie Van Doren from "Untamed Youth". She was beautiful.
I must also agree with Servo on the actress who played Creepy Girl, her mysteriousness was quite alluring, especially from that uncertain feeling you get from not knowing exactly what ethnic group she comes from, we can rule out Germanic, perhaps she's one of those swarthy, Mediterranean types.
I have no idea who the actress is, someone else might know, but the blonde haired girl from "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies". The girl who they show in the nightmare, fever dream who they show laughing loudly, to which Servo replies WIPEOUT! if I remember correctly.
Anyone else wanna get in on this?
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Post by winddemon2 on Sept 23, 2014 15:46:10 GMT -5
Wow good thread, ok you take all of those but just leave me from Incredibly Strange Creatures one of the dancer girls, "cat woman at home" is … just… the ultimate for me. I would go to the ends of the earth for her. LOL
The hat wearing agent gal from Castle of Fu Manchu. My gosh Jess Franco knew how to pick them. Then there is the Vampiress from Sampson vs. the vampire women who goes out to do the dirty deeds.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Sept 24, 2014 6:46:23 GMT -5
Nastenka in Jack Frost was a completely adowable.
The captuerd Batgirl in Batwoman was hot as the sun.
The bad girl who broke Marvin's heart in High School Big Shot
Colonel Briteis in Project Moonbase
Ismene in Herc and the Captive Women.
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Post by RedTom on Sept 24, 2014 6:48:55 GMT -5
The underwear girl from Projected Man was hot as steam!!!
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Sept 24, 2014 16:05:28 GMT -5
I know most guys here are going to mention Allison Hayes or Juli Reding or Mamie Van Doren or Ann Margret, and while they're all monstrously hot, I have to confess to crushing a bit on Betty in Teenagers From Outer Space. Maybe it's the haircut, that punk-before-its-time 'do.
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Post by milospinstripe on Sept 24, 2014 20:45:31 GMT -5
The underwear girl from Projected Man was hot as steam!!! Oh God yes. I don't know how I forgot about her.
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Post by Truck Farmer on Sept 24, 2014 22:58:06 GMT -5
Then there is the Vampiress from Sampson vs. the vampire women who goes out to do the dirty deeds. Totally agree! I would also add Marianne from Devil Doll.
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Post by sol-survivor on Sept 25, 2014 12:54:09 GMT -5
Just to get a little female opinion in here, I kind of like Bart Fargo, AKA Gordon Scott. He was also Tarzan for a time. Ator will do, too. Nothing against the Hercules collection, but I really don't care much for facial hair. I would also say Pearl's Lawgiver Daze gift "Howard", but he was a Minnesota Viking.
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Sept 25, 2014 22:42:46 GMT -5
The underwear girl from Projected Man was hot as steam!!! Oh God yes. I don't know how I forgot about her. M'ehh. I guess she was OK. That damn' underwear was a real boner kill, though. Sorry, man, but that stuff really did look like Ellie May Clampett's Sunday Picnic Collection.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Sept 26, 2014 0:38:52 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever had a crush on anyone in an MST3K film, honestly. A lot of the people are certainly objectively attractive, but I think that the context of being in an MST3K episode sort of puts a mask over that for me.
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Sept 27, 2014 12:20:55 GMT -5
Lady wise, nothing beats Bad Beverly Garland in Swamp Diamonds. She really loved running around with those short shorts slaughtering everything in sight and molesting Touch Connors.
Manwise, Big Stupid from Girl In Lover's Lane. Mmmmm hmmm. Those arms, those eyes, that taking me home? Yes yes.
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Post by milospinstripe on Sept 29, 2014 4:46:59 GMT -5
Manwise, Big Stupid from Girl In Lover's Lane. Mmmmm hmmm. Those arms, those eyes, that taking me home? Yes yes. Would you put on a yellow dress with ruffles for him?
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Post by milospinstripe on Sept 29, 2014 4:57:07 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever had a crush on anyone in an MST3K film, honestly. A lot of the people are certainly objectively attractive, but I think that the context of being in an MST3K episode sort of puts a mask over that for me. Definitely a valid point. Though I'm not necessarily talking about an outright crush or obsession with an MST movie character, I'm mostly just inquiring as to who everyone thought was particularly easy on the eyes in these unusual movies. One thing that I have discovered through watching some of these movies as well as the lower budget, poorly acted movies of today, is that its certainly much easier to cast someone who is physically appealing than it is to find a genuine talent.
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Sept 30, 2014 0:39:03 GMT -5
Manwise, Big Stupid from Girl In Lover's Lane. Mmmmm hmmm. Those arms, those eyes, that taking me home? Yes yes. Would you put on a yellow dress with ruffles for him? Anything he wants.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Sept 30, 2014 1:16:56 GMT -5
Two words: Zigra Lady.
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