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Post by posturepal on Apr 9, 2015 6:32:13 GMT -5
I'll certainly second that. I love that one. Prior to the creepy "beautiful old man" Squirm quote, the "I hope a tree falls on you" line was the most ridiculous movie line I'd heard in an MST3K. The third line I had in mind when I started this thread was Ann-Margret's "Everything's so creamy!" These lines are show-stoppers to me. You know, when you hear them, all you can do is shake your head, chuckle and mumble "whaaaa?" These lines need no riffing and for whatever reason some don't seem to be riffed at all. I don't remember the tree fall line being riffed specifically. Anybody recall?
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Post by Who Let Servo Drive on Apr 10, 2015 12:48:35 GMT -5
This is where the fish lives. 'nuff said. That's the "obvious stinger line" that the OP said not to bother quoting.
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Post by Mike Flugennock on Apr 10, 2015 18:40:41 GMT -5
"I hope you all die! I hope a tree falls on you!" - The Thing That Couldn't Die I can't get enough of this line. That and the "evil this, evil that" babbling.
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Post by brandonakaxerxes on Apr 28, 2015 19:02:39 GMT -5
A line from Pod People, that fails all sense of logic:
"Now we can shoot some animals in peace and quiet."
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Post by sol-survivor on Apr 28, 2015 20:05:26 GMT -5
Can I have a Coke?
Dubbed, sure, but still. Even if it did turn out to be a Rolling Rock.
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Post by brandonakaxerxes on Apr 28, 2015 22:26:29 GMT -5
From "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"
"Is it sexy?"
Spoken by some twerp kid being shown how operations work.
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Post by Who Let Servo Drive on Apr 29, 2015 11:10:45 GMT -5
A line from Pod People, that fails all sense of logic: "Now we can shoot some animals in peace and quiet." Think it was meant to be smart-alecky irony.
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Post by uruseiranma on Jun 15, 2015 3:36:43 GMT -5
Pretty much a lot of stuff from the mouths of those in The Castle of Fu Manchu.
Like the one Doctor Kessler, who sounds at the beginning like he's pursing his lips and talking to a cat : "Oh yessuh. I'm expecting shum-one." It's like he's trying to be Pepe le Pew.
As well, that bearded inspector. When Fu Manchu tells that he's going to freeze the waters, and Neyland Smith is dead, the drugged over @$$, after doing a chant, drinking something, and then going to sleep....simply tells the uptight British guy, "Dr Peepee, calm yourself."
I'm thinking, "man, end of the world, and you just want to nap, you are an incompetent person."
As well, the projectile-knife woman in Operation Double-007, who pretty much seemed to be causing Yashiko's torture. And then she gives that stupid line, about how if she talks, "I'll let you live with me...like a Princess." And when Yashuko just keeps saying she knows nothing, the woman grabs her hair, yeah, you're really convincing, HAG!!!
Also, the head of the female crew when she delivers her lines: "I've just learned that we're going to have to Fight for our Lives!" "I want to place a call to Commander Cunningham..,never mind who I am, it's urgent!" Would someone really let a call like that through without clearance?"
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Post by brandonakaxerxes on Jun 15, 2015 21:16:29 GMT -5
From 'Manos':
"Whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else."
What's even funnier, is the couple actually does drive "somewhere else", and the sheriffs keep tailing them anyway.
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Post by fathermushroom on Jun 19, 2015 21:53:30 GMT -5
I'd like to nominate the faux-scientific gibberish which runs throughout "Fire Maidens from Outer Space."
Something like, "Hey, you think there'll be humans on the 13th moon?" Response: "Probable, but unlikely."
Later, after they've landed, been talked down by an English-speaking human voice, and spotted a bronze statue of a woman, they all hear a woman screaming. One of them says, "That sounds like a human voice!" The response was something like "Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
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Post by Cubey on Jun 20, 2015 9:54:17 GMT -5
WOW this hasn't been mentioned yet? Operation Double 007:
Lead bad guy: Alternate vibrators. Bad guy off screen: Alternate vibrators inserted.
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Post by Cubey on Jun 20, 2015 10:09:31 GMT -5
On the subject of Youtube closed captions..
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Post by brandonakaxerxes on Jun 21, 2015 18:39:51 GMT -5
From 'This Island Earth':
Exeter: "Cal, you take the first tube. Ruth, you the next." Cal: "What about you?" Exeter: "I'll use the third tube."
Another lame line from the uncut movie, not MST3K The Movie, that MAY have been an attempt at humor, but falls flat.
Ruth: "This is our cat, Neutron. We call him that because he's so positive."
-_-
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Post by Cubey on Jun 21, 2015 21:33:10 GMT -5
Taxpayer, the smut picture racket is worse than kidnapping or dope peddling.
Puma? Puma! Come to Rigor. Puma! Puma! Where are you? Puma! Puma! Don't be afraid Puma! Don't be afraid! Puma! Puma! (and so on...)
The rubber band thing in "Are You Ready For Marriage?":
Guy: It's gone!! Girl: Where did it go?!
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