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Post by Commander Kalgan on Feb 2, 2004 9:37:18 GMT -5
How about the seventies jokes in "The Touch Of Satan"?
"Yep, keep on truckin'! Guess I'll do my thing and you do yours. Yep, Whip Inflation Now!"
Gets me every time.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Feb 2, 2004 11:57:38 GMT -5
In Hamlet, when Hamlet and Ophelia are having their serious talk and Hamlet sits down on the bench to the manly fart followed by Ophelia sitting and the femmy fart, we laugh every time. It's ridiculously stupid, but wow it works. Also in The Creeping Terror, the narrarator says "Barney called his deputy..." and Tom makes a static sound like a cb then sings, "I love you." I laughed for five minutes nearly to the point of puking when I watched it again after a couple years and couldn't remember anything about it, then whenever I'd think about it I'd start laughing again. That time, my husband just looked at me like I was insane, though.
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Post by JoeDonBaker on Feb 2, 2004 13:33:49 GMT -5
In "The Final Sacrifice" when Rowsdower is in his truck and Troy comes up to the window and Crow says, "Do you know how fast you were going, Rowsdower?" I pee a little every time.
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 2, 2004 14:22:41 GMT -5
I also really enjoyed the redneck humor in Laserblast. All the "Are you ready for some football?" riffs rocked. I could just imagine that big, fat cop saying that.
Servo
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 2, 2004 15:16:41 GMT -5
One that got me recently was during Bloodlust! (from what I've read, that episode doesn't get much respect...but I quite enjoyed it. It was 'low average' but not dull like I was expecting)...anyway, it was when that mad 'screaming guy' pops up from the bushes and startles the girls and starts screaming: "AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Crow: Choo! I fully discharged the drink I had just gulped down. I have no idea why it caught me like that...well, probably because it's such a simple grade school level joke that I didn't see it coming. That is hilarious. It's my favorite from that episode. It's like you don't realize the screaming guy sounds like he's about to sneeze the whole time until Crow says that, then it hits you. I have a couple from "The Creeping Terror". When the roly-poly fisherman grandpa is looking for his grandson, he calls out in a high-pitched, throat-constricted voice, "Bobby! Bobby!" After he calls out "Bobby!" about ten more times, Mike says, "Oh, wait, his name's not Bobby! Steve! STEVE!!" Also, there's a close-up shot where the creeping rug/terror starts shaking really fast, like it's being electrocuted, and Crow says, "Buggabuggabuggabugga!". It's so goofy and stupid, but it cracks me up every time.
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Post by klein! on Feb 2, 2004 16:33:54 GMT -5
Some of my favorite stupid riffs are what appear to be random, throwaway lines... I fall off the couch every time I hear these:
The scene in Boggy Creek 2 when the skinny, shirtless guy inexplicably runs up and jumps up on the fence and Mike says "...aaaand he falls in and gets eaten by pigs."
The bit in Final Sacrifice where Rowsdower and the kid are hiding beneath the floorboards and Crow says (in the kid's lispy voice) "I should warn you that I wheeze loudly when frightened. WHEEEEEZE!!" (That sound is so damn funny!)
In Horror of Party Beach, during the party scene when the camera pans to the band leader who is just standing there and Crow does his hilarious imitation of the "Mmm Bop" song. This may be my favorite, as it makes absolutely no sense in the context of the film, but is side-splittingly funny.
In Catalina Caper, when the teens are running barefoot across the street and Joel says "Owie, ouch, ouch, owie, ouch, ouch!"
Just a few of my many, many favorites.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Feb 2, 2004 16:57:05 GMT -5
Another that came to mind, in The Phantom Planet of all places, Arrum calls back Chapman as he starts to run away. "Chapman!" "Yeah?" Mike: "How far do you think you'd be if I hadn't called you back?" It's so stupid, but it makes me laugh.
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 2, 2004 17:00:08 GMT -5
Another few riffs that are stupid but I find funny are some from Girl in Gold Boots. When they're having the party and the guys are playing the bongos and Mike's like "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" and then Servo I believe is like "Whatever white people".
That had me rolling,
Servo
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Post by ChrisDalek on Feb 2, 2004 17:09:51 GMT -5
I watched Chicken of Tomorrow tonight, and two riffs on that absolutely floored me. The first was at the end of that nice long sequence that showed the chick developing inside the egg (which presumably only cost the lives of half a dozen or so chicks). The narrator finishes waffling and says something like "And now, its time for them to hatch." The picture fades to black as Tom says "Sticks of dynamite are arranged carefully around the perimeter..." The second was during some waffley egg-related statistics and Tom suddenly chimes in with "Some eggs don't even exist." in a really silly voice...
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 2, 2004 17:16:48 GMT -5
Another stupid riff that I found funny was in Girl In Gold Boots when Michelle was dancing to some song on a jukebox and the lyric "Everything I touch turns to gold" comes up to which Crow responds "Yeah well what happens when you touch gold"
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Post by mauto on Feb 2, 2004 18:00:50 GMT -5
I always find it funny when in "Space Mutiny" during the dogfight at the beginning of the movie when red 9 gets blown up Crow says "I never liked red 9 anyway".
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Feb 2, 2004 18:31:49 GMT -5
Every stupid riff makes me laugh. Say one and I will decide.
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Post by AndrewTS on Feb 2, 2004 19:10:58 GMT -5
In Gamera vs. Guiron, the white kid wears a hat that makes him look kinda like the box-headed, classic Universal Frankenstein monster. Tom takes advantage with it, grunting "Rrrrrr!" in the same style as the monster.
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Post by Dr. Z on Feb 2, 2004 19:40:44 GMT -5
In Screaming Skull, the guys comment on the inept soundtrack quite a bit. My fav was when the husband is chasing Micky. And Crow goes Micky's.......Theme..............Micky's Theme. Had me laughing. SS had some wacky musical cues.
Dr. Z
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 2, 2004 21:29:35 GMT -5
Watched Pod People again just a while ago and this riff had me rolling
Rick(The It stinks guy)-Let us in she had an accident
Joel-She soiled herself
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