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Post by ryanmediocre on Feb 2, 2004 22:24:23 GMT -5
Puma Man had so many great quick quotes:
"I'm an onion." "You the guy who's been writing anti-aztec stuff on the bathroom wall?" "Constantly out of his league man!" "In way over his head man!" "Are you a kind of onion?"
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Post by civlyzed on Feb 2, 2004 22:33:33 GMT -5
maybe it's because of all the jacko news lately, or just that i'm sick, but in the short "Mr. B Natural", I think it's funny as hell when Mr. B touches that kid with his/her index finger and Joel riffs "bad touch" yep, i'm definitely sick
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Post by JCrow on Feb 3, 2004 17:06:57 GMT -5
From 704...
Fisherman: You playin' some kind of game? Mike: "Or are you a melting man who's going to eat my face?"
Gets me every time. He says it so calmly.
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Post by Commander Kalgan on Feb 3, 2004 19:58:22 GMT -5
Another one that always gets me is from "Prince Of Space". When the pilot (the one that Servo says is Stevie Wonder) gets done talking over the radio, Crow says "I'm a wasp, over." That's such a stupid comment, but I bust out laughing every time.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Feb 3, 2004 20:14:07 GMT -5
From the same ep when the pilot is being briefed, the Japanese commander says, "Manacara," and was it Mike? says, "Are you stuffed with some sort of cheese?" That's a great line too.
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Post by hopesfall on Feb 3, 2004 22:53:35 GMT -5
In parts: The Clonus Horror when one of the guides starts to talk into his Walkie-Talkie Crow says "HQ, my hat looks like a muffin. Over."
Another Crow joke that has me on the floor is in Neptune Men.
Tabana: "Thank God!" Crow: "And his son, Santa Claus!"
Excellent.
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on Feb 4, 2004 0:56:37 GMT -5
I love the bit in "The Giant Spider Invasion" where the inbred hick scratches the diamond on the window, and Mike affects a really dumb-ass Southern accent and says, "I made a R!" The wrong grammar and the stupid wonder in his voice just slay me.
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Post by Werecrow on Feb 4, 2004 16:34:12 GMT -5
Futer War here Protitute I mean nun is just standing there and then all the gang member's close around her...
and servo sey's " beat it just beat it ".
That just crack's me up.
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Post by emperordorkin on Feb 4, 2004 19:44:11 GMT -5
So many to choose from, but here are some of the biggest:
During the beauty pagent scene in "Brain That Wouldn't Die", we cut to a close-up of one of the smiling bimbos and Servo says "HI!" in a loud shrill voice. Mike cracks up laughing at this, too.
In "Catalina Caper", as Jim Begg jumps into the ocean to avoid the possible boat collision, Joel says "Yeh-hooooo!" in this goofy voice.
In "Wild World Of Batwoman" as Bruno VeSota picks up the phone and dials, Servo says "Hi mom, practice is done! Can you come pick us up?" AND VeSota: He's where? Mike: Up my what?
In "Final Sacrifice", as the tires of Rowsdower's truck are spinning in the mud, Mike growls "Rrrrrrrowsdowerrrrrrrr!".
Any riff where a character says something like "Listen to this!" or "Listen to what I have to say!" and Servo, Crow, or Mike fire off random gibberish sounds. (I have yet to hear Joel do this.)
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Post by Commander Kalgan on Feb 4, 2004 20:26:50 GMT -5
In "Space Mutiny", Fridge Largemeat pulls one of the Bad Guys over a railing (which time?). The Bad Guy yells, "Heeeeeey!!". Mike yells, in a southern accent, "How y'all doin'?"
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Post by D0ctorP0pular on Feb 4, 2004 22:13:20 GMT -5
This one is from "Final Sacrifice". When Rosdower is in the cabin with the old fella and bursts through the door and Mike says...
"Kramer-dower"
Lol, to funny.
I also thought all the nick names they made up for the big guy in "Space Mutiny" were great.
Also another funny riff from "Space Mutiny" was when the big guy and girl went into the lab with the old guy and Mike says...
"I was just about to do the monster mash"
Mike
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Post by snotpox on Feb 5, 2004 10:23:35 GMT -5
In Red Zone Cuba when Crow yells out,"Action-less-ness!!!" that had me for a good 5 mins.
Also in Time of the Apes after Godo beats up that one ape Crow says, in his best action hero voice, "Bedtime for Bonzo, c'mon kids" Trace delivered that line so perfectly I still laugh at that whenever I think about it.
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 5, 2004 10:29:17 GMT -5
In Prince of Space, where the kids are talking about watching the World Championship and Mike just blurts out "Of what?". He starts cracking up and it's so dumb, it cracks me up too.
Servo
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Post by Gemini Man on Feb 5, 2004 14:56:30 GMT -5
Just finished Prince of Space today. I still crack up every time when the professor gets that pissed look on his face when kidnapped, and Mike goes "I'm gonna mess you up". ;D
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Post by doctorz on Feb 5, 2004 15:10:38 GMT -5
My all time favorite line was in Time Chasers; "Stand up straight men, someday a lot of fat losers with no lives will have to reenact this battle!" Being one of those fat losers who almost was in this film this was a line that made the proverbial milk spew out my nose. I literally hit the floor laughing so hard. Admittedly I have more humor than most reenactors I know about my hobby, but this along with the "Gee, our ancestors were dumpy" line almost gave me a heat attack. The RevWar Liste was black with rage for a few days by those who could'nt take the joke which made it all the sweeter. (No lie! When they were casting for it, a friend of mine from Virginia called saying they were making it and I should take 6 weeks vacation and become an extra! I declined.)
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