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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 9, 2004 19:35:37 GMT -5
Hamlet has a lot of really great stupid riffs.
Servo: "Night fever, night fever! We know how to do it!"
King: "With this poison!" Someone: "I thee wed!"
Mike: <sarcasm>"Great play, Shakespeare."</sarcasm>
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Post by D0ctorP0pular on Feb 9, 2004 20:47:22 GMT -5
Another great riff from Final Sacrifice is when the henchman cuts down the door and Solaris kicks it in and I believe it was Crow that said...
"Can I interest you in a replacement door?"
Too great, heh.
Mike
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Post by StrangeLisa on Feb 9, 2004 20:57:07 GMT -5
"Riding With Death:" Abby: Now I wonder who's going to Switzerland...with ten million dollars... Crow: Maybe it's Heidi. The "Madison" exclamations in "The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living..." get me each time, if only due to the way that they say them. ;D (from a short that takes place at a county fair): Narrator: ..."the horses are now into the curb..." Servo: "And they're into jazz." All of Servo's golden imitations of strange-sounding voices. ("The Screaming Skull): Eric: Mrs. Snow? Mrs. Snow: Yes, Eric? Mike: Shut up. AND, Servo: (on a ghost making incredible leaps through the grass) Nice stride on that ghost! (The Horrors of Spider Island) When two fighting men decide to resume inside the cabin, Crow observes: "Let's take this inside." ;D (Terror From the Year 5000) As the oily, whiny young man climbs aboard a canoe, Crow suddenly bursts out, in a very dramatic opera voice, "O Sole Mio!" There are, quite literally, thousands more lame yet oh-so-funny cracks that make me happy. These are just a few out of a countless number.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 10, 2004 1:42:57 GMT -5
That's why I love this thread. I can't read a single page of it without laughing at least three times (much to the annoyance of the people working near me in the computer labs at college).
The Horror Of Party Beach: Mike: "Look polish? Hey, everybody, look polish!"
Devil Doll: Someone: "Did I just see someone come in and paw my puppet?"
Rocketship X-M: Man: "No, the mission of Rocketship X-M was not a failure!" Joel: "But a /resounding/ success!"
The Screaming Skull: Snow: "We decided to bring you a lunch" *Hands the basket to other character* Servo: "tickticktickticktickticktickticktick...."
Mrs. Snow: "They're just like children!" Crow: "Children love to hang drapes."
The Touch Of Satan: Servo: "You know, the harpsichord is a /Stupid/ instrument."
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Post by GoldenTriangle on Feb 10, 2004 13:48:36 GMT -5
In Warrior of the Lost World when those punks in the junkyard try to ambush our hero,
Joel: "It's the Burger King window guys." (remember the 'kids club' characters?)
In Puma Man, Mike and the bots are singing different lyrics to the ridiculous theme song.
Crow sings: "When / you want // the flavor of bacon in a DIP!"
I feel like laughing just to think of it.
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on Feb 10, 2004 19:08:39 GMT -5
This was from one of the shorts -- maybe it was "A Day at the Fair." There are all these kids watching a horse race, and then there's a close up of a kid looking really into it, and Crow does a high-pitched kid voice and yells, "C'mon, you hunk of dog food, I got a year's allowance on ya!" Heh heh.
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Post by Commander Kalgan on Feb 10, 2004 21:05:21 GMT -5
Here's a good one-
In "A case Of Spring Fever", the guy is sitting at his phone. All of a sudden Crow says, "He looks like Eleanor Roosevelt!" Really stupid, but it gets me every time.
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 10, 2004 21:28:58 GMT -5
Since were on the subject of shorts, here's a couple from shorts that kill me.
"Heeeeerrrrreee, comes the Devil!!!"-Crow, Here Comes the Circus
"Yeah, he's doing a nickel up at Attica"-Crow, Junior Rodeo Daredevils
Hehehe,
Servo
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 10, 2004 21:32:24 GMT -5
"Grazing in the grass is a gas! Baby, can you dig it?"-Crow, A Day at the Fair
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 10, 2004 21:36:12 GMT -5
"I know what you're thinking, did I fire 6 gorlocks or 5?"-Crow, Laserblast
What the hell is a gorlock?
I just know it had me rolling,
Servo
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Post by klein! on Feb 11, 2004 3:39:30 GMT -5
Thought of a few more random riffs from The Giant Spider Invasion:
"It's befuddlin' my dumb cracker mind!"
"Ed Wood's Lolita."
"Want a piece of milk?"
"Pudding!"
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Post by Torgo on Feb 11, 2004 11:24:21 GMT -5
One from Robot Rumpus on The Screaming Skull:
Gumbo: There's only one way to stop that robot now... Servo: ...on CNN.
So stupid but so hillarious.
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Post by mauto on Feb 11, 2004 12:39:09 GMT -5
In Warrior of the Lost World as the the daughter and the Paper Chase guy sign in to something the word "McWayne" flashes up and Crow says:
"I need a McWayne with fries!"
Just like in a McDonald's. Great riff.
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Post by Debaser on Feb 11, 2004 13:38:08 GMT -5
I almost died laughing at overdrawn at the memory bank.
"Electrons can't make love"
Tom: (As Aram) YOU KIDDING WE ARE HAVING AN ELECTRON SEX PARTY RIGHT NOW, WEEE FUN!!!
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Post by TomServo69 on Feb 15, 2004 3:38:48 GMT -5
I watched Santa Claus this evening and found a few more to add to this list.
"This year, I gave everyone Yahtzee"-Crow "Oh, he's made out of pumice"-Mike "Next week, Jesus and the Oak Ridge Boys"-Mike
Just a couple I found hilarious.
Servo
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