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Post by bonfiregal on Sept 28, 2004 7:02:58 GMT -5
How about the 'Giant Spider Invation'.Now listen to this. A meteorite falls from space and hits the earth that opens up a black hole on the surface of the earth.The movie should end there with the earth imploding,but instead a giant radioactive spider comes through the black hole (from another dimension I guess),which is so scientifically incorrect that it makes my head hurt. Gamera's like that too, only this time it's a giant turtle that comes out of the North Pole (or something) cracking. Just testifies to the fact that we need to keep things sealed up!
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Post by Witzner on Sept 28, 2004 13:40:40 GMT -5
Godzilla vs Megalon: This guy creates a robot. All of a sudden, this robot has the ability to magnify in size by about 30 times. Woops! Must've left out the line of code specifying that he's not supposed to do that!
All the many multitudes of space movies where they have full gravity in their little capsules.
Swordfish, where the magic powers of a blowjob give Hugh Jackman the ability to break 512-bit encryption in 60 seconds... What? Swordfish wasn't a MST movie? Well, it should've been.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 28, 2004 14:38:25 GMT -5
Godzilla vs Megalon: This guy creates a robot. All of a sudden, this robot has the ability to magnify in size by about 30 times. Woops! Must've left out the line of code specifying that he's not supposed to do that! All the many multitudes of space movies where they have full gravity in their little capsules. Swordfish, where the magic powers of a blowjob give Hugh Jackman the ability to break 512-bit encryption in 60 seconds... What? Swordfish wasn't a MST movie? Well, it should've been. Yeah and I love the Jet Jaguar explanation. "Somehow he reprogrammed himself to grow." It could happen. And good call on the gravity thing. That is so terribly abused in Sci Fi, good and bad.
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Post by Emperor Cupcake on Sept 28, 2004 22:07:35 GMT -5
Well, pretty much every sci-fi type movie they did on MST butchered science very badly. The two most egregious examples, at least in my mind, are the astronauts in Phantom Planet kinda walking around on the outside of their spaceship (but then floating away when it became convenient) and being able to do a hairpin turn in space; then there was something in The Mole People that really got on my nerves, which was when John "Pompous Ass" Agar said, "It's been proven that the Great Flood was a historical fact..." That's simply not true; there was no "great flood," and an archeologist of the time would have known that. John Agar, creationist?
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Post by losingmydignity on Sept 29, 2004 21:51:09 GMT -5
Servo: Douglas was pear-shaped, very short, and stood the whole way. ;D Thanks Detective! Now that I've read it (in writing, as opposed to just hearing it on the show) I'll never forget it.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Oct 16, 2004 17:17:32 GMT -5
This argument begins and ends with the one celled heart in the Amazing Colossal Man.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Oct 16, 2004 18:25:24 GMT -5
This argument begins and ends with the one celled heart in the Amazing Colossal Man. It's been covered, but of course you've been gone.
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