Pointless Friday Poll IX: Beasts

[Mr. Atari]

No, not the cursed prince who looks kinda like a lion and sings lame songs and talks to candlesticks. (Seriously, talking candlesticks? A singing teapot? Why not have another hit on that thing, Disney.)

Nor the big blue genius/dog X-Man. (Nor Kelsey Grammer, for that matter.)

Nor the famous Beast of Gévaudan. (Look it up.)

Not even the creature from Revelation with the seven heads and ten horns and the mark and the 666 and all that. (That was last week's poll.)

No, this week it's all about The Beast.

Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about:





So pull up a bottle and consider these episodes. Which one is the most beastly?

Or, like the 40 of Milwaukee's Best, which one leads to dried vomit and regret?

[Trumpy's Magic Snout]

Night Of The Blood Sausage for me.

Those bottles are most certainly beasts! Crikey!

[Donna SadCat Lady]

Night of the Blood Beast for me. The movie is so ridiculous, the riffing is funny, and the segments, both regular and Turkey Day, are great.

[DON3k]

Ah, bloodbeast... The featherless parrot costume, reused from Teenage Caveman, the pop-n-eat shrimp, the girl with 80's hair, NASA consisting of a handful of people and a jeep, and a pregnant Crow...

It's Gold, Jerry, Gold!

[Weirdo Writer]

War of the Colossal Beast for me, just because it was preceded by Mr. B Natural.

"Mr. B, you're HOT!"

[ijon]

Well, I want to vote for Le Pacte des Loups, but if I can't I'll go for The Beast of Yucca Flats.

"Flagon (of Milwaukee's Best?) the Moon."

[callipygias]

Night of the Bloodbeast, without a doubt. #2 on my all-time favorites.

[Hugh Beaumont]

Mamie Van Doren.


Or did I misread the thread title?

[callipygias]

rexdarteskimospy said:

Mamie Van Doren.


Or did I misread the thread title?

HA!
(I'd like to change my vote.)

[Bix Dugan]

MoonBreast.

J.C. Penney Hookerwear.
The thumb-weilding sherrif.
California LaaaAAAAdy.

[ometiklon]

BloodBeast!

[fanliorel]

Wow, lots of bloodbeast love. I'm not sure what my problem is, but I've only watched that episode twice, and I found it pretty boring - it put me to sleep both times. I guess I just wasn't in the right mood to be watching it or something. I still think it's cool, though, how we all feel so differently about so many episodes.

For me, it's Yucca Flats. Hard not to go with Coleman AND Tor Johnson! The dynamic duo of questionable cinema. Gotta love the audio track on this ep too - I cracked up when I finally realized what they did with the voices being recorded later. The sheer trouble they went through just to avoid shooting people talking is enough to make this a winner. It's like the next door neighbor on Home Improvement or something. Anyway, great ep imo.

[Mighty Jack]

I love all of these, each rank among my favorite and Rhino could really make a bitchin great set from these.

It's tought but Yucca Flats is just too relentlessly funny. The riffing is steady all the way through. I watched it once with my family and we roared throughout.

[Goji]

Blood Beast is my favorite episode, so naturally it gets my vote.

I like all four of the episodes though. War of the Colossal Beast is the weakest of them, and that's saying something, as it is still pretty excellent.

[Hot*Merging*Action]

Moonbeast for me.........


BIX!
" for the casual hooker..at work, rest or play".
" i see a yellow shrink-wrapped area "
" if Paul calls during the night..
i'll roll over and say "what?"
.."was killed by some sort of thing that....killed him"
..." it runs on corn...green peppers.."

;D