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Post by groovyyanaglachi on Jan 19, 2008 7:20:34 GMT -5
WARNING: CONTENTS OF THIS THREAD ARE INTENDED TO APPEAL TO SEXIST MALES.
I have seen a large number of the MST3K programs via original broadcasts, DVDs, YouTube and circulated tapes, and have formed the opinion that there are many GREAT-LOOKING BABES in thos CRUMMY-MST3K MOVIES I have watched over the years.
I am starting the thread with a list (in no particular order) of 10 fabulous females who appeal to me as a red-blooded male animal.
1. Carolyn Kearney (as Jessica Burns in The Thing That Couldn't Die 2. Marla English (as the She Creature before her metamorphosis) 3. Kathy Ireland (as the Alien from L.A.) 4. Andra Martin (as Linda in The Thing That Could Not Die) 5. Adrianna Miles (as Natalie 'Warwilf' Burke in Werewolf) 6. Tracey Crisp (as Sheila in The Projected Man) 7. Marilyn Manning (as Roxy in Eegah!) 8. Virginia Leith (as Jan in the Pan in The Brain That Wouldn't Die) 9. Miyuki Tanigawa (as Tammy in Fugitive Alien) 10. Allison Hayes (as the "new patient" in The Unearthly) 11. Paige Sullivan (As Amy in Hobgoblins, Club Scum Mode)
I know there are a whole lot more.
Oh and i'm a noob here. Thanx 4 adding me!
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 19, 2008 9:03:24 GMT -5
No Beverly Garland?
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Post by groovyyanaglachi on Jan 19, 2008 9:17:01 GMT -5
Nah. I don't find Beverly sexy
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Post by xmattxyzx on Jan 19, 2008 10:08:08 GMT -5
This thread is nothing without Mamie Van Doren.
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Post by Blackmarket Jazz on Jan 19, 2008 10:38:56 GMT -5
Paulette Breen as Lena in Parts: The Clonus Horror. SMOKIN' bod!!
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Post by Shark on Jan 19, 2008 10:43:13 GMT -5
Emby Mellay (as Melissa Strickland in The Touch of Satan)
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Post by Trumpy's Magic Snout on Jan 19, 2008 11:06:35 GMT -5
No thingmy from Cave Dwellers? She's a honey!
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Jan 19, 2008 11:22:43 GMT -5
Paulette Breen as Lena in Parts: The Clonus Horror. SMOKIN' bod!! yea...great body...face SUCKSSS though! .."this is excellent cinemetography"... my vote is for Aliza Gur (credits may have her as Alizia Gur) who plays the mid-eastern contact in Agent for H.A.R.M. "..I'm gonna put on my judo bikini.." i looked her up awhile ago...i think she was like...Ms. Middle East or something like that (i'm joking @ title ofcourse) great face.........great body....although i LOVE the MST, i know many ppl don't. soooo many guys like Jessica from TTTCD...it must be that midwestern kinda girl next door thing going. i don't care for her. i'm not gonna root through the bevy of babes in Horrors of Spider Island....i love those 50's bodies. mmmmmmmmmmm. i also kinda like "Terry" and "Helga" from Giant Spider Invasion. Terry in those low-ride 70's panties and Helga w/ no bra and pigtails. you just KNOW she's so dirty!
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 19, 2008 11:25:21 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that was the best-looking gal on the show.
Yep, she was.
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Post by Shep on Jan 19, 2008 11:27:24 GMT -5
10. Allison Hayes (as the "new patient" in The Unearthly) Also extremely sexy in "The Undead."
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Post by Hoss Ragen on Jan 19, 2008 11:40:35 GMT -5
Highly underrated....Janna (Geretta Geretta) Ryan in Warrior Of The Lost World, Barbara Anderson in SST: Death Flight (and Ironside episodes), Adele Jergens, Margaret Lee, Eiko "Zigra Woman" Yanami and Wanda McKay as Greta in Jungle Goddess (50s actresses in skirt suits = HOT!)
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Jan 19, 2008 11:56:01 GMT -5
the Queen vampire in Samson vs the Vampire Women and ofcourse, Marisa Mell from Diabolik.
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Post by Shep on Jan 19, 2008 12:21:14 GMT -5
I found that female astronaut in "Rocketship X-M" very attractive, too. Maybe it was the whole beauty and brains thing.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jan 19, 2008 12:30:29 GMT -5
This thread is nothing without Mamie Van Doren. Absolutely. And a blonde Elinor Donahue.
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Post by strangefate on Jan 19, 2008 12:50:29 GMT -5
I don't know. There's a number of fairly attractive women in MST3K episodes. I've always thought the female leads in Devil Doll, Atomic Brain, Mitchell, Girl in Gold Boots, Phantom Planet (mute girl), Touch of Satan, etc, were all quite good looking. I may be easy though. The last two MST3K vids I watched were Leech Woman and Time Chasers, and I'm rank those women were up there as well…even the nurse with the funny hair. (Not so much Mala tho...)
The one sticking out in my mind most right now though is Betty (Dawn Bender) from Teenagers from Outer Space. Very cute.
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