Great-looking babes in crummy MST3K movies.

[winky]

She sure does look good in that tank top, doesn't she.

Here's my list:

1) Paula from The Violent Years. She looks great in that shoulder-baring nightie at the pajama party. So what?
2) Empress Cleolanthe from Rocky Jones. She can be my suzerain any day!
3) Gloria from The Sinister Urge! Yes, it's true! She may have a "voice you can shave with," but she's got a great bod.
4) The Evil Queen Whats-Her-Name from Outlaw. Nice legs.
5) The Dumb Girl Who Falls Off A Cliff in Pod People.
6) The Worry-Faced Woman in Screaming Skull and Space Children. The first time I watched Screaming Skull, I was thinking "Boy, she's got a great rack, I wonder why they're not showing it off?" and then *boink!* the titillation begins.
7) The Teacher Woman from Angel's Revenge. Sure, she's kind of outclassed by the other ladies, but she's got a real, honest look that appeals to me. And a great rack.
8) Colonel Bright-Eyes from Project Moonbase. I love it when she's under heavy G's and she's all sticking her chest out and stuff. This to me is good TV!
9) Ann-Margaret from Kitten With A Whip. 'Nuff said.
10) Peggie Castle from Beginning of the End and Invasion USA.

[Raltaran]

all right! the hippie girl from pod people!

[ometiklon]

Another of Barbara Bouchet..

[Broadsword]

A few more of Barbara Bouchet.

Yes she was nude in Penthouse and pretty good pictures too.

[Mighty Jack]

winky said:

3) Gloria from The Sinister Urge! Yes, it's true! She may have a "voice you can shave with," but she's got a great bod.
6) The Worry-Faced Woman in Screaming Skull and Space Children. The first time I watched Screaming Skull, I was thinking "Boy, she's got a great rack, I wonder why they're not showing it off?" and then *boink!* the titillation begins.

I think I just swallowed my own vomit

[wereworm]

Aw man, now I've got images of Gloria shaving herself and Peggy Webber's worried face in my head.

[Truck Farmer]

winky said:

6) The Worry-Faced Woman in Screaming Skull and Space Children. The first time I watched Screaming Skull, I was thinking "Boy, she's got a great rack, I wonder why they're not showing it off?" and then *boink!* the titillation begins.

If Mr Atari sees that, he will probably ban you.

[Mr. Atari]

I saw it. But it's Easter weekend, and I'm feeling generous.

Not too generous to post this pic, though:


I rest my case.

[McCallum]

Here's my contribution to this thread. Just for the record, I don't consider many of these movies crummy, but I can understand if others do!


Rosalba Neri in Castle Of Fu Manchu. My all time favorite so I better not get started with the praise or I won't shut up about her!
(but one last comment: Bob-Hope-Is-The-Mechanic!)


Margaret Lee in Secret Agent Super Dragon. Secret Agent..wahh wahh! Super Dragon..wahh wahh! "Im just gonna add a little spice to it"


Barbara Bouchet in Agent For H.A.R.M. Man, I love Barbara too. She just kicks butt and she's been in so many awesome movies. Aside from her talent and beauty, she's a kind person. Trivia: Even though she's German, she went to high school in San Francisco. Im from the SF Bay Area and I flipped when I found out she lived here as a teenager. She's like this European movie legend so I never would have guessed she lived here!

Here's one of my Barbara autographs, I have bunches of autographs but I value this one a lot.



Marisa Mell from Danger: Diabolik. Another favorite and I've always been sorry that she passed at a young age. Would have been cool to meet her at a convention or hear her comments on the Diabolik dvd.


Lori Nelson from Revenge Of The Creature. With the great John Agar! The Brain From Planet Arous was on tv here last night too!


Peggie Castle from Invasion USA.


Shannon O'Neil aka wife from Creeping Terror.


Yvonne Lime from I Was A Teenage Werewolf. I wanted to put up a pic of Lori & Yvonne from Untamed Youth, but I can't find my dvd! It was like a Twilight Zone moment, I know I own that dvd (..or do I!) but it vanished when I went to look for it.


Virginia Aldridge 'Betty' from High School Big Shot.
Id hijack a heroin shipment for her I mean, she's neat.


Lisa Foster from Cave Dwellers.
Ca-ve Dwellers, wasn't he in..
CAVE, Cave Dwellers.


Valeria aka Angelika Jager from Robot Holocaust. Good old Valeria.

Last thing, several times over the years here I've read people say that Sydne Rome from Pumaman isn't attractive. Several months ago my friend sent me this picture of her so I could try and get it autographed (no luck so far, I hope she won't be as elusive as Robert Denby).

If some of y'all consider her ugly, I loves me some ugly women.

[ometiklon]

sampo said:

I saw it. But it's Easter weekend, and I'm feeling generous.

Not too generous to post this pic, though:


I rest my case.

I should make A Screaming Skull animation of Peggy... ;D

[wereworm]

ometiklan said:

sampo said:

I saw it. But it's Easter weekend, and I'm feeling generous.

Not too generous to post this pic, though:


I rest my case.

I should make A Screaming Skull animation of Peggy... ;D

That gives me a grinchy idea.

[Ron Codpiece]

sampo said:

I saw it. But it's Easter weekend, and I'm feeling generous.

Not too generous to post this pic, though:


I rest my case.

She looks much better in Space Children. Still worried, but better. Gad, but she can pull some ugly faces, though.

[Broadsword]

To me the two MASTER NINJA episodes had some of the best looking women.
Demi Moore


Crystal Bernard


Jennifer Runyon


Randi Brooks

[Donna SadCat Lady]

Yikes! Give those women sandwiches, STAT!! Especially that last one--she looks like the cover girl for Anorectics Monthly. Seriously.

[Hoss Ragen]

I forgot about Rae Dawn Chong...I had a big crush on her as a kid.