Post by Torgo on Jan 12, 2004 0:54:07 GMT -5
Mike: Where do we go now?
Trinity: Just keep running!
(Phantom jumps out and stops them)
Phantom: Ha! You're all fools! You'll never escape!
Tom: That's it, I'm sick of this guy. Every time we try to escape, he always shows up. C'mere you!
Phantom: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Please don't hurt me!
(Phantom runs off with Tom chasing him)
Trinity: C'mon! Let's go!
Crow: But what about Servo?
Trinity: He can take care of himself! We've got to keep moving before...
(Agent Sandler jumps out in front of them)
Agent Sandler: Mistah Robinson. Mistah Nelson. We meet again.
Trinity: Sh*t.
Agent Sandler: You all die ealier than expected...
Trinity: We'll se about that...
(Trinity pulls out a laser gun and starts shooting him. Agent Sandler dodges every laser)
Agent Sandler: Losah!
(Agent Sandler punches Trinity in the stomach. She goes flying in the air and lands face down)
Trinity: Mike! Joel! Run!
(Joel looks at Trinity, then at Agent Sandler)
Mike: Um...Joel, what are you doing? She told us to run!
Joel: You go ahead. I'll keep him busy.
(Joel charges at Agent Sandler. Joel fights with many punches and kicks but Agent Sandler blocks them all)
Mike: Is he crazy?
Crow: Well...he looks stoned most of the time. I bet he thinks this is just some funky dream.
(Agent Sandler grabs both of Joel's wrists and tosses him into the air twirling. Joel lands on his back and Agent Sandler pulls his gun)
Agent Sandler: Losah!
(BANG! Agent Sandler hits Joel in the chest. Joel goes limp)
Crow: Holy sh*t....um....I'm just gonna go...
(Crow runs off)
Mike: Wait!
(Mike looks at Agent Sandler pointing his gun at him, then at Trinity)
Trinity: Free your mind...
(Mike looks back at Agent Sandler)
Agent Sandler: Losah!
(BANG! ULTRA JOHN WOO SLOW MOTION! Mike dodges the bullet)
Agent Sandler: WAS NEECH BAH SAY BOOYAH!
(BANG! BANG! BANG! Mike dodges everyone)
Mike: (looks at Trinity) Hey! I'm pretty good at thi...
(BANG! The bullet hits Mike in the chest. Mike falls to the ground)
Agent Sandler: I told ya, losah! (he walks up to Trinity) Hey sweetie. You're way to hot for me to want to kill, so I'll tell you what, you tell me what I want to hear and I'll let you go...
Trinity: What?
Agent Sandler: Tell me that Billy Madison was robbed at the Oscars!
Trinity: NEVER!
Agent Sandler: Suit yourself...
Trinity: Your movies will bomb someday...
Agent Sandler: Hey, if Big Daddy can hit it big, anything can...
(Agent Sandler holds gun to Trinity's head. Suddenly a light from their side brightens. Trinity and Agent Sandler look into it and see Mike and Joel arise)
Trinity: I knew it.
Agent Sandler: (pointing gun at them) WIZTCH NO BENAFOOKA!
(Agent Sandler starts shooting blindly at them. Mike and Joel raise their hands in front of them and the bullets stop in midair. Joel then jumps into the air and gets sucked into Agent Sandler's chest)
Trinity: ...the hell? That's just odd...
Mike: HIKEEBA! HA!
(Mike punches Agent Sandler in the stomach sending him flying. Agent Sandler, about 30 feet in the air, lets out an annoyingly high pitched scream and explodes. Joel floats back down to the ground. Joel and Mike rush to Trinity and help her up)
Trinity: Do you believe it now?
Mike: That was way cool.
Joel: Speak for yourself. I had to see Adam Sandler's insides. I feel so dirty...
Mike: C'mon. Let's go find Crow and Servo.
(3 days later...we see Mike talking on a phone)
Mike: I know you're out there.
Guy on the other end of Phone: Hello?
Mike: I can feel you now.
Guy: Who's this?
Mike: I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change.
Guy: Um......what do you want?
Mike: I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. One day we will get our revenge on the bad movies of the world.
Guy: That's it, I'm hanging up.
Mike: I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.
Operator: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again...
Mike: Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
(Mike hangs up the phone. Cue "Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine. We pan out to see him geared up in leather. He walks over to Joel, also geared up in leather. They both put on sunglasses. We pan above them and watch them fly away. Leaving the audience with a feeling of "What the hell?"
Trinity: Just keep running!
(Phantom jumps out and stops them)
Phantom: Ha! You're all fools! You'll never escape!
Tom: That's it, I'm sick of this guy. Every time we try to escape, he always shows up. C'mere you!
Phantom: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Please don't hurt me!
(Phantom runs off with Tom chasing him)
Trinity: C'mon! Let's go!
Crow: But what about Servo?
Trinity: He can take care of himself! We've got to keep moving before...
(Agent Sandler jumps out in front of them)
Agent Sandler: Mistah Robinson. Mistah Nelson. We meet again.
Trinity: Sh*t.
Agent Sandler: You all die ealier than expected...
Trinity: We'll se about that...
(Trinity pulls out a laser gun and starts shooting him. Agent Sandler dodges every laser)
Agent Sandler: Losah!
(Agent Sandler punches Trinity in the stomach. She goes flying in the air and lands face down)
Trinity: Mike! Joel! Run!
(Joel looks at Trinity, then at Agent Sandler)
Mike: Um...Joel, what are you doing? She told us to run!
Joel: You go ahead. I'll keep him busy.
(Joel charges at Agent Sandler. Joel fights with many punches and kicks but Agent Sandler blocks them all)
Mike: Is he crazy?
Crow: Well...he looks stoned most of the time. I bet he thinks this is just some funky dream.
(Agent Sandler grabs both of Joel's wrists and tosses him into the air twirling. Joel lands on his back and Agent Sandler pulls his gun)
Agent Sandler: Losah!
(BANG! Agent Sandler hits Joel in the chest. Joel goes limp)
Crow: Holy sh*t....um....I'm just gonna go...
(Crow runs off)
Mike: Wait!
(Mike looks at Agent Sandler pointing his gun at him, then at Trinity)
Trinity: Free your mind...
(Mike looks back at Agent Sandler)
Agent Sandler: Losah!
(BANG! ULTRA JOHN WOO SLOW MOTION! Mike dodges the bullet)
Agent Sandler: WAS NEECH BAH SAY BOOYAH!
(BANG! BANG! BANG! Mike dodges everyone)
Mike: (looks at Trinity) Hey! I'm pretty good at thi...
(BANG! The bullet hits Mike in the chest. Mike falls to the ground)
Agent Sandler: I told ya, losah! (he walks up to Trinity) Hey sweetie. You're way to hot for me to want to kill, so I'll tell you what, you tell me what I want to hear and I'll let you go...
Trinity: What?
Agent Sandler: Tell me that Billy Madison was robbed at the Oscars!
Trinity: NEVER!
Agent Sandler: Suit yourself...
Trinity: Your movies will bomb someday...
Agent Sandler: Hey, if Big Daddy can hit it big, anything can...
(Agent Sandler holds gun to Trinity's head. Suddenly a light from their side brightens. Trinity and Agent Sandler look into it and see Mike and Joel arise)
Trinity: I knew it.
Agent Sandler: (pointing gun at them) WIZTCH NO BENAFOOKA!
(Agent Sandler starts shooting blindly at them. Mike and Joel raise their hands in front of them and the bullets stop in midair. Joel then jumps into the air and gets sucked into Agent Sandler's chest)
Trinity: ...the hell? That's just odd...
Mike: HIKEEBA! HA!
(Mike punches Agent Sandler in the stomach sending him flying. Agent Sandler, about 30 feet in the air, lets out an annoyingly high pitched scream and explodes. Joel floats back down to the ground. Joel and Mike rush to Trinity and help her up)
Trinity: Do you believe it now?
Mike: That was way cool.
Joel: Speak for yourself. I had to see Adam Sandler's insides. I feel so dirty...
Mike: C'mon. Let's go find Crow and Servo.
(3 days later...we see Mike talking on a phone)
Mike: I know you're out there.
Guy on the other end of Phone: Hello?
Mike: I can feel you now.
Guy: Who's this?
Mike: I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change.
Guy: Um......what do you want?
Mike: I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. One day we will get our revenge on the bad movies of the world.
Guy: That's it, I'm hanging up.
Mike: I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.
Operator: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again...
Mike: Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
(Mike hangs up the phone. Cue "Wake Up" by Rage Against the Machine. We pan out to see him geared up in leather. He walks over to Joel, also geared up in leather. They both put on sunglasses. We pan above them and watch them fly away. Leaving the audience with a feeling of "What the hell?"
To Be Continued...
Joe Don Baker...............Himself
Apoc..................Trace Beaulieu
Runaway..........Daniel Bernhadrt
Crow T. Robot...........Bill Corbett
Joel Robinson........Joel Hodgson
Trinity...................Bridget Jones
Diabolik.............John Phillip Law
Switch....Beth "Beez" McKeever
Cypher.................Kevin Murphy
Tom Servo............Kevin Murphy
Mike Nelson...Michael J. Nelson
Phantom......................Joji Oka
Torgo..................John Reynolds
Agent Sandler......Adam Sandler
Trumpy.........................Himself
Joe Don Baker...............Himself
Apoc..................Trace Beaulieu
Runaway..........Daniel Bernhadrt
Crow T. Robot...........Bill Corbett
Joel Robinson........Joel Hodgson
Trinity...................Bridget Jones
Diabolik.............John Phillip Law
Switch....Beth "Beez" McKeever
Cypher.................Kevin Murphy
Tom Servo............Kevin Murphy
Mike Nelson...Michael J. Nelson
Phantom......................Joji Oka
Torgo..................John Reynolds
Agent Sandler......Adam Sandler
Trumpy.........................Himself