Indiana Jones and the Tying of the Loose Ends

[Torgo]

Indy 4 is coming out. So I thought I'd send my script to Spielberg, see if he accepts it. It's a little short but I think it'll be well worth the price of admission. It takes place between Temple and Raiders.

Willie: INDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! INDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! INDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Indy: Damnit will you SHUT UP! (pulls out gun and shoots her six times)

Shorty: HAHAHA! Vewy funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Indy: Don't get me started on you. (cracks whip around Shorty's neck) Die Midget Die!

THE END

[Phantom Engineer]

Pretty good. My people will talk to your people. Let's do lunch.

[Ator]

I'm impressed. Now Indy can do everything SOLO, rather than get distracted and slowed down by the idiot sidekicks setting off traps and such.