New Game: What the Hell does this mean?

[TomServo69]

Chemical2010 said:

Question Mark.

And the Mysterions?

(Sorry, that was a lame riff. If you get it though, hey, it's funny!)

[nightfalcawk]

nightfalcawk said:

I'm not sure what the caption says (maybe Chem can tell us) but I'm sure it won't explain this nightmarish image of two hideous oranges being mysteriously animated. How many weird orange pictures are there anyhow?

Chemical2010, could you please translate this for me?

[Buddhist Kitten]

nightfalcawk said:

I'm not sure what the caption says (maybe Chem can tell us) but I'm sure it won't explain this nightmarish image of two hideous oranges being mysteriously animated. How many weird orange pictures are there anyhow?

I shall try to translate all the two words I know in French. Each mini paragraph is a number.

1. Jackie . . . well. She already . . .
2. One, two, three four, five, six, seven, My orange has seven . . . Gerard has only five. (I believe that is what it says.) Well, he has a part(?) for Gilbert in (something I am not sure of, maybe mine)
3. But, Gilbert said, I have . . . all (preposition) time.
4. . . . Has nothing. (?) (something something) two (something). mild English equivalent to 'it.'
5. Gerard (something). He is content of . . . small (something) And the three children eat happily (where did the children come in?) Because the oranges are good. (Or something like that) But other. . . . . well.

I really don't know much French. But it is enough for now. I guess.

[nightfalcawk]

Chemical2010 said:

I shall try to translate all the two words I know in French. Each mini paragraph is a number.

1. Jackie . . . well. She already . . .
2. One, two, three four, five, six, seven, My orange has seven . . . Gerard has only five. (I believe that is what it says.) Well, he has a part(?) for Gilbert in (something I am not sure of, maybe mine)
3. But, Gilbert said, I have . . . all (preposition) time.
4. . . . Has nothing. (?) (something something) two (something). mild English equivalent to 'it.'
5. Gerard (something). He is content of . . . small (something) And the three children eat happily (where did the children come in?) Because the oranges are good. (Or something like that) But other. . . . . well.

I really don't know much French. But it is enough for now. I guess.

Good translation. Like I said, the translation cannot describe why evil hellish oranges are convesing.

[TomServo69]

nightfalcawk said:

Good translation. Like I said, the translation cannot describe why evil hellish oranges are convesing.

And why one of them is wearing the Monopoly thimble game piece as a hat?

Super Freak Out baby!!!!!!!!

Servo

[Buddhist Kitten]

And the bottom says something like. . .

QUESTION FOR THE LECTURE (or something) Exercise of language.
1. Why did Gerard . . . (verb) the very small orange?
2. Who arrives . . . . the oranges?
3. I realy don't know this one. I am not taking French in a class or anything. I am teaching myself.
4. Something about a girl.
5. Why is Gerard content with the small something.
6. Why are the three children happy?
I am not doing anymore. I am an embarassment to twelve year olds who are teaching themselves foreign languages.

[Buddhist Kitten]

TomServo69 said:

And the Mysterions?

(Sorry, that was a lame riff. If you get it though, hey, it's funny!)

Yes, I get it. Witty, Tom Servo. I believe it is the Mysterians, though.

[nightfalcawk]

Chemical2010 said:

And the bottom says something like. . .

QUESTION FOR THE LECTURE (or something) Exercise of language.
1. Why did Gerard . . . (verb) the very small orange?
2. Who arrives . . . . the oranges?
3. I realy don't know this one. I am not taking French in a class or anything. I am teaching myself.
4. Something about a girl.
5. Why is Gerard content with the small something.
6. Why are the three children happy?
I am not doing anymore. I am an embarassment to twelve year olds who are teaching themselves foreign languages.

Actually, you are amazing. I tried to teach myself Italian, but I gave up and my vocabulary consists of curses my grandparents taught me.
Fongoul!
Angule Se Pepe!
(I'm not sure if these are spelled correctly. I only know them by sound.)

[Buddhist Kitten]

nightfalcawk said:

Actually, you are amazing. I tried to teach myself Italian, but I gave up and my vocabulary consists of curses my grandparents taught me.
Fongoul!
Angule Se Pepe!
(I'm not sure if these are spelled correctly. I only know them by sound.)

Thank you. You have raised my self esteem. Maybe I won't kill myself by high school, afterall!
I also know curses in French. I taught all my friends. I now regret it.

[nightfalcawk]

Charming. I gotta do this next Halloween.

[nightfalcawk]

Okay, is it just me or is this picture slightly reminiscent of anime'?

On the next episode of Pumpkinball Z...

[Buddhist Kitten]

Now your gonna go to pumpkins, huh!
Choose some non-orange colored organic food next time, will ya?

[nightfalcawk]

This picture is disturbing. A genetic scientist created a half-woman half-zuccini being! To splice DNA from animal and plant is nearly impossible. And what does the scientist plan to do? Eat it. Look how sad that little zuccini girl looks. I almost makes me cry. But save some of that batterfried zuccini for me!

[Buddhist Kitten]

nightfalcawk said:

This picture is disturbing. A genetic scientist created a half-woman half-zuccini being! To splice DNA from animal and plant is nearly impossible. And what does the scientist plan to do? Eat it. Look how sad that little zuccini girl looks. I almost makes me cry. But save some of that batterfried zuccini for me!

Hilarious, I must say. Hilarious.
Those spooky half way human eaters!

[TomServo69]

Chemical2010 said:

Yes, I get it. Witty, Tom Servo. I believe it is the Mysterians, though.

Yes it is Chem, thanks for the correction.

Servo