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Post by roxy18 on Jun 29, 2004 22:17:16 GMT -5
Unsavory is a the Monster Meng? (of course only Josh is going to get that) Why is it I'm always the last (or never) mentioned in these review a board member things? Well, according to your name, you are a German-made blender that has infomercials on channel 73 at midnight. New! The VanHagar3000 takes up less space on your kitchen counter than the Magic Bullet, it can save you $$$! For 5 payments of $19.95, we'll send you this amazing food processor, perfect for omelets, muffins, and frozen drinks. If you order now we'll throw in Chef Tony's recipe book. Pay an extra $19.95 and you can have the Miracle Blade all-purpose slicer. That's an incredible $90 value, for only 6 payments $19.95, so order now! As for your personality, VanHagar3000 sounds kinda like a cyborg from the future like the Terminator, no mercy, no morals. What's a monster meng?
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Post by Unsavory on Jun 29, 2004 22:18:16 GMT -5
This big professional wrestler who was slow and obnoxious. I assure you I look nothing like him.
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Post by roxy18 on Jun 29, 2004 22:23:59 GMT -5
Okay. I used to watch sumo wrestling when I was in second grade with my mom's roomates, there was a guy named Yoko Tuna who was their favorite
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Post by marytrobot on Jun 30, 2004 6:22:00 GMT -5
hiss hiss meow! It's like that scene from Manos where the women are wrestling in their nighties! I, a double crossing pig lover? Why I oughtta...you lazy, good-for-nothing, french-canadian, punk-ass, rotten skank-ho bitch! French Canadian?!?! did you just call me that?? why you muskrat! why i outa---! ok I didn't want to do this but you asked for tú Hija de puta! jodérte! I'm gonna reveil your vile secret! Your in love with that stupid French Canadian Southren Hick SecretSanta! yeah that's right everyone those annoying posts of Ryan this and Ryan that are all made up cause she doesn't want anyone to suspect! Elise is a French Canadian lover!!!!
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Post by doctorz on Jun 30, 2004 6:46:39 GMT -5
Never! you remind me of Dr. Z, cause someone does a little evil thing to you, you go bazerk, and will go to extremes to try and destroy them. (also you look allot like him) and and, when you talk you won't stop it just keeps going and going, untill everyone falls asleep. Gamera demands your instant death! Where are my tiny upsetting shorts! ;D
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Post by marytrobot on Jun 30, 2004 8:47:17 GMT -5
Gamera demands your instant death! Where are my tiny upsetting shorts! ;D sorry what? i drifted to sleep there for a moment....
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Post by roxy18 on Jun 30, 2004 21:41:24 GMT -5
yeah that's right everyone those annoying posts of Ryan this and Ryan that are all made up cause she doesn't want anyone to suspect! Elise is a French Canadian lover!!!! How dare you! I stick to my own kind thankyouverymuch...that means English speaking Americans, not Frenchies with their outrageous accents, crossaint rolls, and berets! never, nunca, nein, nyet, no, no, nooooo!
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Post by roxy18 on Jun 30, 2004 21:42:59 GMT -5
Where are my tiny upsetting shorts! I think phantomengineer is wearing them... place the catalog on the table, open it to the underwear section.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 1, 2004 9:51:12 GMT -5
I think phantomengineer is wearing them... Please Eliservo, stop obsessing on me. Do I have to get a restraining order? This is getting creepy. I'm scarred, really scarred.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 1, 2004 14:01:56 GMT -5
Scarred? How'd you get scarred, playing with fierce knives or sharp tigers? I suggest you put on some Neosporin with pain relief right away.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jul 1, 2004 14:05:04 GMT -5
Scarred? How'd you get scarred, playing with fierce knives or sharp tigers? I suggest you put on some Neosporin with pain relief right away. Spell checkers: 1 Phantomengineer: 0
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 1, 2004 14:16:39 GMT -5
That's how scared I am, I can't spell. And that is rare.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 1, 2004 14:22:16 GMT -5
LOL! One time I was watching Talk Soup with John Henson, and he got a letter asking if he would be staring in any new shows instead of starring. So John was like, "Yeah, here's a clip!" It was a show about him interviewing William Shatner, who was promoting his new Sci-Fi book, and John just kept staring at him while Bill got upset and walked out. Man that was funny.
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Post by roxy18 on Jul 1, 2004 22:06:35 GMT -5
Please Eliservo, stop obsessing on me. Do I have to get a restraining order? This is getting creepy. I'm scarred, really scarred. Hey, you're the person telling me to call him "Daddy-O" I'm the scarred one here! Just let me know when the restraining order is official so I can buy those extra-strength binoculars...
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