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Post by Unsavory on Nov 12, 2004 18:21:54 GMT -5
Be nice to me, Coleman. And I'll give you some tips on talking to girls! On or off the record! Do it on the record. And make him beg for it.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 12, 2004 18:24:02 GMT -5
But does it hurt? And screw colemanfrancisfan, give ME some tips on talking to girls! Never too late to learn.
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Post by Dave Walker on Nov 12, 2004 18:25:29 GMT -5
But does it hurt? And screw colemanfrancisfan, give ME some tips on talking to girls! Never too late to learn. You're hopeless, accept it.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 12, 2004 18:31:15 GMT -5
Will you accept a two party personal check?
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Post by Dave Walker on Nov 12, 2004 18:35:01 GMT -5
Can I get some verification on that? If so, I'll tell you all you need to know.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 12, 2004 18:41:58 GMT -5
My word is my bond.
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Post by Dave Walker on Nov 12, 2004 18:45:27 GMT -5
So it's bond, not cash, I don't think I can help you.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 12, 2004 18:53:34 GMT -5
Bond, Phantom Bond.
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Post by bonfiregal on Nov 13, 2004 3:31:56 GMT -5
Do it on the record. And make him beg for it. No, Unsavory, good advice should be given freely. (The advisor ALWAYS thinks it's "good"!) Hey, you should start an "Advice Thread". You'd be a natural for it !
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Post by bonfiregal on Nov 13, 2004 3:40:37 GMT -5
But does it hurt? And screw colemanfrancisfan, give ME some tips on talking to girls! Never too late to learn. Phantom, you talk to everyone...you don't need any tips. I don't think there's a problem here. As for Coleman, well, he's asked for help several times in past posts. He's a young whippersnapper and his hormones are probably off the map. Gentle guidance is the best thing for the poor guy.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 13, 2004 6:36:57 GMT -5
Phantom, you talk to everyone...you don't need any tips. I don't think there's a problem here. As for Coleman, well, he's asked for help several times in past posts. He's a young whippersnapper and his hormones are probably off the map. Gentle guidance is the best thing for the poor guy. When someone talks to you, you're either persuaded to keep talking to them or to run in terror. My reaction to phantom is almost universally the latter, so I think he could use some advice.
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Post by yousonuva on Nov 13, 2004 7:30:02 GMT -5
Tips On Talking To Women by yousonuva.
Step 1. The first step in this guide is to make sure your jaw is functioning properly. First check to see if you can move your jaw up and down on command and if you can you may move on to step two.
Step 2. Make sure you have a tongue. If you do not have a tongue, ask your doctor if he can find one for you. If you have a tongue see if you move it up and down, left and right and fowards and backwards. If so please move on to step 3.
Step 3. Testing your vocal chords. To test these you will have to use a bit of mental power and consentration. Focus on your throat and see if you can get a vibration going there. You will know that your vocal chord is working when 1) there is a vibration in your throat. 2) you hear that vibration through soundwaves that travel to your ears (these are the holes on the side of your head). 3) you get a response from someone near enough to hear you.
Well that's all for the beginning chapter and my creepily overlong joke.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Nov 13, 2004 9:56:35 GMT -5
When someone talks to you, you're either persuaded to keep talking to them or to run in terror. My reaction to phantom is almost universally the latter, so I think he could use some advice. Looks like I have a challenge. I must do everything I can to win over mummifiedstalin so that his opinion of me improves and we become the best of friends. Nah, sounds like a lot of work. Screw it.
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Post by bonfiregal on Nov 14, 2004 2:14:03 GMT -5
Tips On Talking To Women by yousonuva. Well, You, your Tips on talking to women left out the "women" part. You got the basics of talking right, tho. (Are you a tech writer?!) Bonfiregal's tip on talking to women for those who asked....first up, make your eyes friendly, not lewd and Know the difference. Second tip, show interest, don't stalk and Know the difference. Third tip....ah heck, I'm just gonna start a thread!
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