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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 23, 2005 0:38:09 GMT -5
That wasn't vicious, I was being sincere. You kids and your sarcasm. You crack me up.
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Post by ratso on Jan 23, 2005 0:39:54 GMT -5
You kids and your sarcasm. You crack me up. HE SAID CRACK!
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Post by Slick's ghost on Jan 23, 2005 3:41:51 GMT -5
I'd love to bash this phantomengineer fellow, but my capacity for hate is already maxed out by mummifiedstalin. Once he dies of syphillis like I've been praying to God for, then I'll start checking into shooting some animosity phantom's way.
Damn your black heart, mummifiedstalin.
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Post by mightyjack on Jan 23, 2005 4:28:01 GMT -5
phantom will always remind me of those horrible pit bull stories. You know the ones where the dog attacks a person and they describe the animals powerful jaws. How once they get ahold of you, you can't pry them off.
They are relentless and they never stop. People thwack 'em repeatedly over the head with heavy objects, but it doesn't help. The damn pit bull never lets go.
I mean, you could be innocently talking about how you love the smell of lilacs in the dewy springtime morn, when suddenly - ATTACK! There's a response from phantom saying... Doesn't your love of lilacs in the dewy springtime morn prove my theory that the movie has an influence on ones enjoyment of an episode?
Quickly, you hit the floor running, but the mo-fo's already got your leg in his frothing, steel trap maw.
And you try to look for mercy but his eyes, his eyes are like a dolls eyes (thank your Captain Quint) all black and souless.
"sob" "Oh dear God in heaven!" you cry. Yet even the good Lord has sense enough to not get involved.
Then comes acceptance and finally, your body turns cold and you sleep.
Finally, sweet -- blessed -- rest.
But even then, there he is... "Doesn't your sleeping prove that the movie has an influence on your enjoyment of the episode?"
GAAAA!
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Post by roxy18 on Jan 23, 2005 6:06:48 GMT -5
I like Phantom and Mummi, (Not like that) But they are good guys. And you know what.. Everyone on this board is a good honest person. (Except Eliservo) Whoa, Ratso...what's with the hostility? First you draw a picture of me riding a nuclear warhead, then you say I drink too much...and now you're saying I'm a dishonest person...you'd better watch it, mister.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jan 23, 2005 8:12:33 GMT -5
phantom, if I was on a nature hike and I saw you out of Gatorade, I wouldn't even let you sniff my Gatorade bottle. No electrolytes for you, pond scum! Same goes for Cigaro!
Aww, I don't really mean that. phantom and mummi are like a mom and dad to me.
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Post by yousonuva on Jan 23, 2005 10:19:54 GMT -5
Aww, I don't really mean that. phantom and mummi are like a mom and dad to me. .....*gasp* BROTHER!!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 23, 2005 13:24:41 GMT -5
My my this is entertaining.
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Post by Big Stupid on Jan 23, 2005 14:27:43 GMT -5
Ahh, your still one of my favorites phantom. But this asking for flagelation? I'm wondering if you were raised Catholic too.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 23, 2005 14:35:50 GMT -5
Ahh, your still one of my favorites phantom. But this asking for flagelation? I'm wondering if you were raised Catholic too. No. I was raised by trout.
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Post by ratso on Jan 23, 2005 14:59:23 GMT -5
Whoa, Ratso...what's with the hostility? First you draw a picture of me riding a nuclear warhead, then you say I drink too much...and now you're saying I'm a dishonest person...you'd better watch it, mister. I only hate because I care.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 23, 2005 21:07:19 GMT -5
I'm having a hard time remembering why I used to like you so much. Don't worry. That's the typical side effects.
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Post by EvanescentAngel on Jan 23, 2005 22:03:13 GMT -5
Well, I don't know either Phantom or Mummy very well so I'm just going to stay neutral on the issue. Besides, staying neutral I can just sit back and watch the fun from the sidelines.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Jan 23, 2005 22:10:39 GMT -5
Mummi, pugna contra Phantomum fortissime quam!
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Post by Unsavory on Jan 23, 2005 22:12:10 GMT -5
Well, I don't know either Phantom or Mummy very well so I'm just going to stay neutral on the issue. Besides, staying neutral I can just sit back and watch the fun from the sidelines. Ah, you don't have to know these guys to hate them. Kinda like Carrot Top, Martin Lawrence or David Arquette.
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