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Post by mummifiedstalin on Mar 6, 2005 16:58:43 GMT -5
TRIPLE POST!!!
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Post by Dave Walker on Mar 6, 2005 19:24:42 GMT -5
In Section 3, Subparagraph 6, Part X, it is made clear that triple posting is allowed by The Man. If you have concerns about this, please feel free to bite me.
Mookie
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Mar 6, 2005 19:25:02 GMT -5
In Section 3, Subparagraph 6, Part X, it is made clear that triple posting is allowed by The Man. If you have concerns about this, please feel free to bite me. Mookie <bite>
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Post by Dave Walker on Mar 6, 2005 19:32:58 GMT -5
Now that you have opted for such a response, I turn your attention to Section 12, Paragraph 8, Subparagragh 3 wherein it is clearly stated that biting Mookie results in The Man, or one of his associates, kicking your ass. Please try to read the fine print more clearly.
Mookie
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Mar 6, 2005 19:35:15 GMT -5
Now that you have opted for such a response, I turn your attention to Section 12, Paragraph 8, Subparagragh 3 wherein it is clearly stated that biting Mookie results in The Man, or one of his associates, kicking your ass. Please try to read the fine print more clearly. Mookie <bite><savor the taste>
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Post by Dave Walker on Mar 6, 2005 19:37:02 GMT -5
I'll save your hide for now, The Man will enjoy taking you out.
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Post by ratso on Mar 6, 2005 20:17:14 GMT -5
Good evening,
I am the borad health inspector, after a very long and difficult investigation. I have discovered that this thread is not up to code. I am hereby forced to shut it down until it meets acceptable standards.
The following... is a list of the health violations that you all broke.
1. Potentially Hazardous Food Properly Thawed 2. Ro-matt has been able to walk around here without his leash 3. Alcohol has been served to Minors 4. Music has been blasted past 10:00 pm 5. A creature called Bubbles was found in the womans bathroom 6. "Cigaro's secret sauce" 7. improper treatment to Bobo the ape 8. "Mookie" Is slang for heroin 9. the documents are made out of "Teeth paper" 10. Ants are everywhere, and are starting to revolt against people.. and have already killed Dr. Ernest D. Hobbs 11. Nobody wears pants.
Sincerely
Health Inspector Mandar.
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Post by Dave Walker on Mar 6, 2005 20:41:51 GMT -5
1. We don't store food here at Mookie and The Man, LLC. 2. Ro-matt is our pet vying for partnership, ignore him. 3. We don't serve alcohol, only partners (i.e. Mookie and The Man) are allowed to drink. 4. You'll get over it. 5. We have repeatedly asked you to vacate that location. 6. "Cigaro's secret sauce" is not present at our firm. 7. Bobo brought it upon himself. 8. Mookie could be slang for anything, but it's my name, so get used to it! 9. The documents decry that you are in serious trouble. 10. Ants are not the issue you make them out to be. 11. Pants are part of the required dress code, you must have stumbled into the porn shop next door.
Further, Mander is not presently a regular presence so should not be referenced without her knowledge. Failure to comply with these terms, or to conjure additional grievances that have no basis, will result in swift legal pain.
Mookie
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Post by losingmydignity on Mar 6, 2005 23:01:55 GMT -5
How the hell am I supposed to catch up on all these pages of spam...what's wrong with you people!
This is an infringement of my benefits!
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Post by Dave Walker on Mar 6, 2005 23:04:50 GMT -5
How the hell am I supposed to catch up on all these pages of spam...what's wrong with you people! This is an infringement of my benefits! Your benefits are contingent on your keeping up with us. As is clearly stated in Section 1, Paragraph 12, Subsection 4, "failure to keep up renders your benefits null and void."
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Post by losingmydignity on Mar 6, 2005 23:12:16 GMT -5
Can I regain them by dashing on ahead, or do simply give up all hope now and throw myself to the stone lions?
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TomServo69
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Gone but not Forgotten
Nothing ever changes........
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 6, 2005 23:34:18 GMT -5
Ahem......
Any grievances expressed by Ratso (hereby referred to as "Buster") will not be noticed. This is due to the fact that existential paperwork has not been filed by the complainant, Buster. Also, even though he claims to be board health inspector, this is null and void. This is due to the fact that only sarcasm is served here. Should Buster, existent or not, have any more complaints, he should direct them straight to my ass. Because that's about how much I care.
Thanks for your interest,
Mookie, The Man, Toreno and Squints, Attorneys at Law
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TomServo69
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Gone but not Forgotten
Nothing ever changes........
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Post by TomServo69 on Mar 6, 2005 23:35:42 GMT -5
ADDENDUM:
Also, if Buster (otherwise known in legal documents as "Ratso") should have any more complaints, he must first learn to spell "board" properly before initiating said complaints.
Thanks again,
Mookie, the Man, Toreno and Squints
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Post by Slick's ghost on Mar 7, 2005 5:47:48 GMT -5
*squints*
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Post by Dave Walker on Mar 7, 2005 9:16:02 GMT -5
Don't push your luck. Mookie
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