Ro-matt
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I'm not worth the dirt you should treat me like
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Post by Ro-matt on Apr 27, 2005 19:32:24 GMT -5
under-aged smoking, and drinking, pre-marital sex, drug use, swearing, loose morals I always knew you were responsible for Dave Walker.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 27, 2005 19:49:03 GMT -5
Phantom, as I've come to expect from you, this was done in poor taste. What happens when one of our own actaully does die. We will be so desensitized due to thoughtless forums such as this, that we will no longer be able to feel anything at all. It's your kind of cavalier attitude towards death which leads our nation's children in the wrong direction. I'm holding you and those like you responsible for under-aged smoking, and drinking, pre-marital sex, drug use, swearing, loose morals, and everything else that's good in the world. Wow, this makes me stop and think. Aw crap, no it doesn't.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Apr 27, 2005 19:50:30 GMT -5
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 27, 2005 20:01:04 GMT -5
Duh! Like we all don't already know.
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Post by GodoHell on Apr 27, 2005 20:07:31 GMT -5
I feel I knew him best. After all, we shared a couple of beers in a honky-tonk at Christmas. And by share, I mean we took turns hitting the beer bong. Today, we ALL lost a little dignity. But especially Phantom. Tragedies like this leave questions, such as: - Can I have his DVD collection?
- How will I get these DVD's? Will someone break into his apartment & then send them to me?
- Who will pay my expenses to go to Minneapolis now?
- Now that he's gone, which starving artist can I pretend to like so I look cool?
- Should I keep opening his stepdad's garage door, making him think he's suffering from Alzheimer's?
- Was Losingmydignity really such a clever name?!
- Where the hell's the green bean casserole?! DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW THE HELL MIDWESTERN FUNERALS WORK?!
Sorry...(*sniffle*)...I just felt the need to lash out... Losingmydignity...one of the good dead ones.
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 27, 2005 20:10:01 GMT -5
...hazzah!!! celebra-
errr I mean... gosh this is so sad! he's gone really gone? I..I wish there where words to express my grief.....
(is anyone gonna get angry when i dance on his grave?)
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Post by ratso on Apr 27, 2005 20:11:58 GMT -5
LMD saved my life.
We were walking down the street....I REMEMBER THE NIGHT! It was dark and cold, It was like any June night. We heard a sound.... It was Godo!! He had become addicted to crack cocaine. He dodged in front of me and held a gun to my face... He said to me "Ratso who won the world series in 1984?" I then wet my pants... He kept talking... "WHO WON!!?" I wet my pants again... He got really mad and said "WHO THE HELL WON!? again I wet my pants. "ANSWER ME FREAK!" I wet myself again. 7 hours later he started to attack me....Then LMD threw him against a brick wall.. But Godo shot him.... And I wet my pants.
I held him in my arms as he died His last words were......"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
He quoted Monty Python and the Holy Grail... I don't know why.
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Post by GodoHell on Apr 27, 2005 20:12:19 GMT -5
(is anyone gonna get angry when i dance on his grave?) I hope YOU don't get angry dancing in my urine.
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Post by ratso on Apr 27, 2005 20:13:56 GMT -5
So he lost his dignity huh? GET IT?
CAn I be the next to die?
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Post by marytrobot on Apr 27, 2005 20:20:47 GMT -5
CAn I be the next to die? sure just lemme get my crossbow...
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Post by ratso on Apr 27, 2005 20:21:49 GMT -5
Who the hell is losingmydignity?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 27, 2005 21:55:39 GMT -5
Who the hell is losingmydignity? And WHERE is he? Just because he's pushing up daisies is no excuse to not respond!
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Post by losingmydignity on Apr 28, 2005 0:26:30 GMT -5
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Post by losingmydignity on Apr 28, 2005 0:30:46 GMT -5
I feel better.............................
.......and I thirst for revenge.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Apr 28, 2005 2:29:55 GMT -5
AHHHHH
Night of the Losingmydignitys.
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