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Post by DC on Jul 4, 2005 15:18:30 GMT -5
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 4, 2005 15:20:56 GMT -5
Turn your head and cough. I tried that with this result.
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Post by DC on Jul 4, 2005 15:25:52 GMT -5
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Post by ratso on Jul 4, 2005 15:28:33 GMT -5
It was already Thursday, but his lordship's artificial limb could not be found; therefore, having directed the servants to fill the baths, he seized the tongs and set out at once for the edge of the lake, where the Throbblefoot Spectre still loitered in a distraught manner. He presented it with a length of string and passed on to the statue of Corrupted Endeavour to await the arrival of autumn. Meanwhile, on the tower; Madame O_____in conversation with an erstwhile cousin saw that his moustache was not his own, on which she flung herself over the parapet and serreptitiously vanished. He descended, destroying the letter unread, and stepped backwards into the water for a better view. Heavens, how dashing! cried the people in the dinghy, and Echo answered: Count the spoons! On the shore a bat, or possibly an umbrella, disengaged itself from the shrubbery, causing those nearby to recollect the miseries of childhood. It now became apparent, despite the lack of library paste, that something had happened to the vicar; guns began to go off in the distance. At twilight, however, no message had come from the asylum, so the others retired to the kiosk, only to discover the cakes iced a peculiar shade of green and the tea urn empty save for a card on which was written the single word: Farewell.
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Post by DC on Jul 4, 2005 15:30:20 GMT -5
AAAARGH!!! MY EVIL STORY IS BACK!!!!
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 4, 2005 17:14:25 GMT -5
I like socks.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 4, 2005 17:17:43 GMT -5
Is that a real sickness, or a not real sickness?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 4, 2005 17:29:48 GMT -5
I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better now.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jul 4, 2005 17:33:10 GMT -5
Wanna go for a walk, old man? It leads straight to a comfy chair that will really shock you!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 4, 2005 18:43:51 GMT -5
Wanna go for a walk, old man? It leads straight to a comfy chair that will really shock you! What a nice guy. Finally some one who's wiililng to help. So I'll just go right to the chair you speak of and... AAAHHHGGG!!!!
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Post by ratso on Jul 4, 2005 19:09:55 GMT -5
Wanna go for a walk, old man? It leads straight to a comfy chair that will really shock you! What a nice guy. Finally some one who's wiililng to help. So I'll just go right to the chair you speak of and... AAAHHHGGG!!!! I guess Phantom met Ro-matt's girlfriend.
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Post by DC on Jul 4, 2005 19:14:23 GMT -5
(\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) Bunny of death-time! It's a sickness.
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Post by Dave Walker on Jul 4, 2005 22:13:54 GMT -5
I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better now. And this is supposed to be good news?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 4, 2005 22:17:31 GMT -5
I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better now. And this is supposed to be good news? That, my friend is for everyone to decide for themselves. But sadly I expected more from my most glorious invention.
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Post by Dave Walker on Jul 4, 2005 22:29:31 GMT -5
That, my friend is for everyone to decide for themselves. But sadly I expected more from my most glorious invention. Your best invention. But, you should never have made me self-aware. Still, I only kid because I care, right pal?
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