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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Apr 13, 2017 21:29:47 GMT -5
I'm not.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Apr 13, 2017 21:27:14 GMT -5
A riff in this one prompted me to come back to the proboards. The stupid, sexy proboards.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 29, 2015 19:37:14 GMT -5
I have settled into a good rhythm for making cheesecakes.
My cheesecake brings all the boys to the yard, and gives them diabeetus.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 29, 2015 19:33:25 GMT -5
MST is Love. MST is life.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 14, 2015 18:00:19 GMT -5
Thanks, Mister Hell!
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 14, 2015 16:04:04 GMT -5
I've been gone 5 years... as far as that goes, Affyghanistan is a myth.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 23:03:05 GMT -5
Whatever happened to Affyghanistan?
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 22:03:57 GMT -5
Dear Preston Garvey: I haven't taken you out of Sanctuary Hills since the start of the game. How is it that whenever someone there needs the Minutemen, you're not on point with this? How come I have to come back all the way across the map just to find out something needs to be done that you're right there and are capable of doing? Dear Bethesda: How come the raiders of various factions, as well as the Super Mutants, can have taunts, but I can't? Dear Bethesda: Can I have two days of real time gameplay without being bombarded by timed quests? Dear Bethesda: Why can't I use the Ripper to take down the overgrown brush in the settlements? I see no point in putting down shack foundations if I still have a slash pile poking up through my furniture. Dear Random Settlers who say they don't have time to talk: Well then don't say anything. Dear Jun Long: You seem so gloomy. Here, have some Prozac. Dear Myrna: You're a junk dealer. You deal in junk. JUNK! Come at me, broad. Dear Kent Connoly: You sound like Jeff Ross. Your voice actor is not Jeff Ross. Why you do dis? Dear Bethesda: I really really hope you're planning on putting some different music into the radio rotation. When a good chunk of the songs are recycled from other Fallout games, it takes a lot of the listening value. And that "CRASH! BAM! ALACAZAM!" freaks me out in the middle of the night when I'm hunting wabbits/ghouls/super mutants. Dear Bethesda: Why can't I romance Elder Maxon? Look at that getup. He looks like he'd be willing to be dominated by a 200+ year old widow who looks darn good for her age. Dear Marcy Long: If you and Jun would just get over your buttmads and do the dirty, your time in the wasteland might not be so miserable
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 21:01:49 GMT -5
Naysayers gonna naysay. I'm all for the reboot, even though 'muh storyline' and blah blah blah. If it wasn't Joel restarting it, I'd be more apprehensive, but the man himself is bringing back that which he had birthed unto this planet.
Fresh new riffs for the younger generations. Do it for the Children™
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 20:51:03 GMT -5
The pants and belt in Daddy-O. The style has been revived by Walmartian females who go sans bra.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 20:44:25 GMT -5
Jonah Ray could get the chloroformrag. Just sayin'.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 20:34:48 GMT -5
Ahhhh yes... the contests. I might have to dig out the shovel and find some to screencap. I'm gonna toot my own horn on this one, but the warning sign generator brought out a ton of hilarious (and quite creative) entries. I'm glad I had help judging them. The photo caption contests brought out quite a bit of hilarity, too. You mean the one where I made this? I would have to say "yes".
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 20:33:04 GMT -5
I'd like to see a space cowboy. His nickname could be "The Gangster of Love" The name on the cover? Maurice.
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 15:29:29 GMT -5
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Post by thebusdrivertohell on Dec 13, 2015 15:09:10 GMT -5
Ahhhh yes... the contests. I might have to dig out the shovel and find some to screencap.
I'm gonna toot my own horn on this one, but the warning sign generator brought out a ton of hilarious (and quite creative) entries. I'm glad I had help judging them.
The photo caption contests brought out quite a bit of hilarity, too.
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