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Post by XerxesTheCat on May 14, 2006 17:30:08 GMT -5
"Hey, want to go moon my neighbors? It's fun!"
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Post by Citizen Kane Hodder on May 14, 2006 21:10:01 GMT -5
Well from experience on a first date it's not a good idea to hit the floor with your foot while you're driving, pretending to be pushing the breaks. Then when the girl looks at you concerned, turn to her and say "no breaks, we don't have any breaks" in a scared manner. Then wait for her to get really scared and laugh and tell her you're just kidding. I thought it would be a good tension breaker but apparently I was wrong. I could write a book on things not to say or do to women.
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Post by lisalovelace on May 14, 2006 21:12:28 GMT -5
"my ex-wife decided she loved crack and @#$%#$ more then me." (I actually had a loser tell this to me on the first date.) Needless to say there was no second date and the first one ended right then and there.
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Post by wedestroymyths on May 16, 2006 11:07:42 GMT -5
back in my dating days, i found that it was usually a mistake to mention my MST3K video collection--especially considering they were being stored, at the time, in my parents basement--within the first 3-5 dates. It would result in blank stares as I explained the show, followed by icy stares and a total lack of touching for the rest of the night.
That is, until that very special girl came around who said--"oh, oh do you have the one with Kathy Ireland?"
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 18, 2006 18:29:46 GMT -5
"Be sure to drink as much as you can 'cause I wanna get lucky tonight."
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Post by carolina on May 19, 2006 0:40:48 GMT -5
"ooh.. wow.. we might need to crack the window in a sec.."
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Post by Citizen Kane Hodder on May 19, 2006 8:53:08 GMT -5
Also good to turn to your date while driving on a deserted country road and say, "you know I'm gonna kill you right?"
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Post by jkazoolien on May 19, 2006 12:20:38 GMT -5
Whatever you do, don't start a sentance "My mother thinks...."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on May 22, 2006 11:38:16 GMT -5
*looks at watch* Oh man, I'm gonna be late for my lobotomy. *leaves*
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Post by Wild Rebel on May 22, 2006 11:44:34 GMT -5
For a woman: "My biological clock is ticking."
For a man: "I've already decided I'm never getting married."
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Post by lisalovelace on May 28, 2006 2:02:40 GMT -5
Well from experience on a first date it's not a good idea to hit the floor with your foot while you're driving, pretending to be pushing the breaks. Then when the girl looks at you concerned, turn to her and say "no breaks, we don't have any breaks" in a scared manner. Then wait for her to get really scared and laugh and tell her you're just kidding. I thought it would be a good tension breaker but apparently I was wrong. I could write a book on things not to say or do to women. Gee, you sound like a guy I dated once. Were you legal in 1983? |
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Post by regalo on May 28, 2006 19:25:15 GMT -5
I've got herpes but I'm not against using a condom for your protection.
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Post by Citizen Kane Hodder on May 29, 2006 9:00:50 GMT -5
Sorry Lisa, in '83 I was only 6 years old.
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Post by lisalovelace on May 31, 2006 1:24:41 GMT -5
Sorry Lisa, in '83 I was only 6 years old. Geez guess it was not you then. Sometimes I dated younger guys but not that young. To bad.  |
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Jun 15, 2006 8:36:06 GMT -5
LoL
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