Survey du jour: Again from the fans!

[Bart Fargo]

Survey du jour asks this time around: what are some of your favorite riffs from fan MiSTings? Something you read/saw from the fans that you found incredibly funny?

In addition to my signature, I thought I'd include these quotes:

>Grignr

Tom: Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel...

(from "The Eye of Orion" which is no longer available online.)

>Nicole: You went in our heads & found out, huh?
>Ev: I sure did.

Mike: Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper!
Crow (as Synch): But I'm still just as confused as ever!

(from MST3K: Generation X #40 by Kairi Taylor)

>Sailor Mars: Why, I’m making sausage, French toast, and scrambled eggs!

Big John: I thought Sailor Mercury was the one cooking.
Crow: Man, look at what she’s cooking... it’s enough to give you a heart attack.
Mike: My arteries are clogging just by reading it.

(from MST3K: Sail Away by Quamp and Icehole.)

>I sold the entire Earth and everything on it to AOL. But what did they give me in return?

Big John: Stupidity!

>Jane: Stock.

All: Same thing!

(From MST3K: Marvelville #1 by Icehole.)

>Wouldn't it be awesome to have a friend with special powers and strengths way beyond our own?

Mike (angry): It doesn't exist, so get over it!

(from MST3K: Pokemon by Icehole.)

>Mary, y' have t' kick this habit! Rogue thought to herself. It's really strange an' abnormal -

CROW: (As Rogue) LSD, Vodka, Tequila shots, Crack cocaine...and that's just in the last hour! (sob)

(from "Are You there, Gawd? It's Me, Rogue by Arcadia Skywalker.)

So what are some of your favorite riffs from fan MiSTings?

[Ator]

From the fav-vid "Mystery Fandom Theater 3000" episode 3 - Starcrash:

Main Girl: "Where is the door open mechanism?"
Robot Dude: "The mechanism is stuck!"
Servo: "But where is it?!"

[Phantom Engineer]

Ator said:

From the fav-vid "Mystery Fandom Theater 3000" episode 3 - Starcrash:

Main Girl: "Where is the door open mechanism?"
Robot Dude: "The mechanism is stuck!"
Servo: "But where is it?!"

I guess you had to be there.

[Ator]

phantomengineer said:

I guess you had to be there.

Yeah definitely. The way he says it is what makes it so funny.

[Bart Fargo]

Ator's right. You really have to see it to understand it. The robot speaks with a thick hick Texas drawl. Why is beyond me.

One other one I liked from Starcrash was:

>Woman: Everything makes you nervous.

Mike: Lint makes you nervous.

[Ator]

quamp said:

Ator's right. You really have to see it to understand it. The robot speaks with a thick hick Texas drawl. Why is beyond me.

One other one I liked from Starcrash was:

>Woman: Everything makes you nervous.

Mike: Lint makes you nervous.

I would also laugh my ass off at the one scene towards the beginning when those red ball things are attacking that ship. When it suddenly flashes all red and stuff, Crow says "*gasp* Someone set up us the bomb!"