MI4 presents: Where Are They Now?

[Miss Interoceter]

You know who I'm wondering about today? I'm thinking about our Eastern friends. The good folks from Godzilla v. Megalon. Whatever happened to all those guys? Roxanne? His brother who looked a little like Elvis. Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy. Brutus and Oscar Wilde and Dorf their leader? What about the KKK Martha Graham dancers that worshipped Megalon? And what of Megalon, Godzilla, the monster they didn't name and Jet Jaguar himself? So let's hear from you all. Tell me, what happened after the film ended and the characters went on about their goofy, dangerously irradiated lives? Let's get some good participation this time too, okay? Awesome prizes are always available. Alliteration! Who'll start us off?

[Ator]

I'll be honest here...I haven't really watched Godzilla vs. Megalon that much. From what I watched, it was OK, but not great.

OK...Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy moved to England, where he joined the government to become the next James Bond. He was quickly captured by that Q guy (from Mighty Jack), which is a shame, because he was lined up to make a great James Bond-like movie.

[mightyjack]

The dancers split ways with Mothera. They got tired of all the holes in their clothes (which with a Moth that size, pretty much left then nekid!) and after the gang purchased a mothball from "Glenn Manning Industries: 60 foot products for 60 foot folks" Mothera got the hint and took off.

He now hangs with Jet Jaguar, who as robot, doesn't mind being nekid. The two can be found in the boweries and bars of seaside Japan, lamenting how Zilla gets all the glory but would have been nothing without their help.

Roxanne now does voice-overs for the American versions of Japanese films.

[NewGirl731]

Rex Dart!

Rex Dart after his harrowing experience with the whole Jet Jaguar thing went on a two week retreat to reassess his life. When he came back he knew what he had to do. He, his long-time partner who created Jet Jaguar, and their adopted son packed their Wayne Newton wear and moved to Fire Island. Rex retired from the spy business, and is now a regular contributor to GQ magazine. His partner wears caftans and makes pottery which he sells for obscene amounts in the trendier boutiques in NY.

[Torgo]

After 2 years of living together, both Goro and Hiroshi got hitched in Vegas. To this day they still don't know who little Rokuro's mother is and wonder if she'll come back to claim him.

The Seatopians eventually broke up when the Toga party went out of style. They have a reunion every once in a while so all is well.

Godzilla lived a happy life with many many sequels that not even Godzilla vs. Megalon could prevent.

But all is not happy with the rest of our stars. Megalon, after the poor reviews on the film, went out to get drunk. He then got into a bar fight with King Ghidorah. Our little bug didn't stand a chance. He shall be sorely missed. Jet Jaguar tried to gain a carreer as Ultraman's stunt man, but was fired after "creative differances." Not much was heard from him until 1990, when his wife found him in his bedroom, Jet Jaguar had hung himself. His loss shocked the nation. Gigan has fared slightly better than the rest, but has spent many of his days sitting next to a telephone, hoping to get a call saying that he was hired for another sequel. In 2003, he was arrested for DUI, no trial date as of yet.

[Miss Interoceter]

Whoa! Booted to the second page! Must mean it's time to make a decision! And it was super close this time. All great answers. I wish it could be a four way tie, but then what fun would that be? But it comes down to one hot image. Rex Dart in a Caftan! Wow! Thank you for that. Because I can so see it. You get your very own Rockusan for that newgirl! Careful, he wets sometimes.

Runner ups to mighty jack and quamp. Mighty Jack's monster after life was great, you get an assortment of motorcycles in large and oh it shrunk in the wash! sizes. Quamp, you were so in line with newgirl I almost gave you co-winner status. You get the Rex Dart line of cars. You have to furnish your own turtlenecks though. Sorry! Ator, thanks for playing again, you get a dolphin floaty toy, 50 ft of uncoiled rope and a day with Oscar Wilde. Wow! Imagine the possibilities there! Everybody play again next time for twisted Where Are They Now?!

[NewGirl731]

Yay I win!

Is there a buffet?

[Miss Interoceter]

No, but I hear that Jimmy Wilson is looking for a date to take to the Essay Awards Contest Dinner. Be prepared to listen about how great his mom is though.