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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 17, 2005 18:19:08 GMT -5
Modern Times: Charlie Chaplin going through the Cogs
On her Majesty's Secret Service: George Lazenby looking scared in a crowd.
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Jul 24, 2005 1:14:56 GMT -5
HOUSE OF THE DEAD: "No cap'n, we must not go there! It's eeeeevil!"
ALONE IN THE DARK: "Fear is what protects you from the things you don't believe in."
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 25, 2005 10:26:57 GMT -5
Star Trek: Insurrection - The starfleet admiral getting his face stretched
The Time Machine - That big-brained Morlock aging rapidly.
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Post by bobjohnson on Jul 27, 2005 10:54:23 GMT -5
American Pie
The classic scene where Jim gets caught making sweet love with the apple pie.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 27, 2005 12:44:03 GMT -5
ORGAZMO-"Did you say something?" "Nah, I was just thinking." or a bit of "Jesus!" Where?" ED II-Ash flipping over. SOUTH PARK BLU-Conan falling to his death. Or Kenny's "Goodbye, you guys." GOONIES-The Truffle Shuffle FINDING NEMO-All the aquarium fish in bags realizing they're stuck.
Man, I could do these all day.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 30, 2005 19:57:56 GMT -5
Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon falling off the bike jump and crushing his area.
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Post by maarow on Aug 16, 2005 21:23:51 GMT -5
Alone in the Dark- In the middle of a chase scene, the main bad guy goes about five feet out of his way to shove an innocent old man.
Hamlet (Brannaugh version) - Hamlet throws the sword through the air, shish-kabobbing the evil king.
Spider-Man - "It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind!"
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 17, 2005 23:07:51 GMT -5
Laser Misssion: Gun toting Ernest Borgnine.
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Post by emperordorkin on Aug 18, 2005 0:44:06 GMT -5
Oh boy, where the hell to start...
THE DEER HUNTER: "That's MUSTARD!"
TAXI DRIVER: "Suck on this." *BLAM!*
A FISH CALLED WANDA: "Champagne! AAAAAH!"
PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES: "Are ya gonna help me or are ya gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?" *cab dispacher punches Steve Martin out*
DR. STRANGELOVE: George C. Scott trips and falls, in mid-rant.
A SHOT IN THE DARK: Clouseau falling backwards off the sofa.
CLERKS: Randal spitting water at the tabloid-reading customer.
BEVERLY HILLS COP: "I think it was a shrimp...salad sandwich, sir." "A shrimp salad sandwich."
THE RUNNING MAN: "Da hell wit you! I vill not fire on innocent people! All dey want iss food, for God's sake!"
NIGHT SHIFT: "Hello, this is Chuck, reminding Bill to SHUT UP!"
BLIND DATE: Jordan the butler flashing his ass to the guard dog.
BEETLEJUICE: "Nice flapjacksin' model!" *HONK HONK!*
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE: "FOOD GOOD?!"
MARS ATTACKS!: "Jeezus Christ!" (Tom Jones, after seeing the Martians on stage.)
BARTON FINK: Barton screaming like a girl after seeing the body in his bed...OR...John Goodman yelling "OHHH!" and running to the bathroom to puke after seeing the same thing.
BLAZING SADDLES: "Send a wire to the main office. Tell 'em I said..." *CLONK!* "Owwww!"
More later....perhaps...
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 18, 2005 23:14:31 GMT -5
The Incredibles: Mr. Incredible throttling Wallace Shawn's character.
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Aug 25, 2005 13:35:36 GMT -5
PAPARAZZI: Rex Harper "I am going to destroy your life and eat your soul. And I can't wait to do that."
GRADUATION DAY: Pole-vaulter landing in a bed of spikes.
NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE: A goon falls to his death, replaced by a mannequin when he hits the ground.
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 27, 2005 19:54:47 GMT -5
'Trekkies' - that man/woman signing the star trek folk songs
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Post by valeyard on Sept 21, 2005 9:09:15 GMT -5
WAR OF THE WORLDS (the 1953 George Pal version) "That's something else, the way that's unscrewing!" (sorry that's completely from memory if I can't any of that line wrong) VOYAGE INTO SPACE (This is an obscure/rare Japanese movie that MST3k SHOULD have been MYSTed) imdb.com/title/tt0204729/"Our target will be Tokyo!" OR The scene when the hero's grab the guy who looks like Destro's arms and they come off in their hands and they scream. ISLAND OF TERROR (another one that MST3K should have MYSTed) imdb.com/title/tt0060548/The scene where one of the monsters falls out of the tree and the victim quite obviously catches it and holds it to himself, because the monster is quite obviously just a rubber dummy. OR The scene where the monsters divide (awful big creatures for a single cell cellular division, wouldn't you say?) and the stuff that comes out while they are dividing, looks like Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. OR When Carole Grey says "Oh, David! I'm so frightened!" And Edward Judd replies, "So am I!"
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Post by pups4ever on Sept 21, 2005 12:10:17 GMT -5
Spider-Man - The first shot of the Green Goblin and he's laughing Toy Story - "The word I'm looking for, I can't say, because there are preschool toys present" Terminator 3 - The T-X's orgasmic response to tasting blood Willy Wonka &TCF - When they go into the Tunnel and Willy is singing the scariest song I've ever heard Beauty and the Beast - "And, as I always say, if it's not Baroke, don't fix it!" Pink Floyd - The Wall - Pink going crazy and saying "Take that, F*****!" Forest Gump - "I have to pee." "I think he said he had to pee." Star Trek: First Contact - "It Stops HUYAH!"
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 21, 2005 15:56:36 GMT -5
Star Trek: First Contact - "It Stops HUYAH!" Picard at his most Picardiness
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