Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Sept 15, 2004 14:04:13 GMT -5
This was a pretty fun game on another message board I was on. I wonder if it could hit it off here...
Anyway the game goes like this: A cop pulls you over and looks in your trunk. Give us three items that are in your trunk and then the next poster will explain what they're for.
Example:
Poster #1: Some rope, flypaper, and a razor.
Poster #2: I'm Rosanne's stylist and if you have a better way of getting rid of all that back hair, I'd love to hear it.
The second poster will then give three items for the next poster to explain. Is that simple enough? Then join us, won't you? I'll start...
A gun, a toenail, and a paperclip.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 15, 2004 14:07:21 GMT -5
I'm on my way to a Matlock convention and I have to make a nuclear generator.
A towel, a geiger counter, a book on forensic odentology.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Sept 15, 2004 14:15:41 GMT -5
I'm on my way to a Matlock convention and I have to make a nuclear generator. I think you mean MacGyver. I was going to return this book to the library but I thought the place might be radioactive. And thanks to those handy 50's warning comercials I know exactly what to do. Duck and cover! An eyeball, a telephone, and an empty soda can. |
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Post by Torgo on Sept 15, 2004 14:23:36 GMT -5
I'm a dumbass. Thought you ought to know. Off to Gypsy's Games we go...
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 15, 2004 14:35:30 GMT -5
Finally we agree. heh. I answered the telephone with my hand. I looked at the clock with my eyeball and knew it was time to throw away that empty soda can that's been in my fridge for god knows how long. a nipple ring, a rabbit turd and 20 back issues of playboy.
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Post by roxy18 on Sept 15, 2004 15:02:06 GMT -5
I thought I could somehow start a fire by glancing light off the nipple ring, then feed the flames with the playboy mags, and cook the turd for dinner because I am starving!
a moldy potato, a human skull, and an old Britney Spears CD.
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Post by Gamera on Sept 15, 2004 16:29:29 GMT -5
I'm bringing some stuff to the Lawgiver; she's tryin' to take over the world or somethin'.  An old, smelly sandal, Clowns in the Sky and a toaster. |
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 15, 2004 22:32:56 GMT -5
I'm going to a Brittany Spears concert and I'm using the toaster to lauch the Clowns in the Sky CD into the karaoke machine so it will actually play some decent music. I will use the smelly sandal to keep Brittany the boobjob bayou bimbo at bay.
A stovetop hat, Adam Chance's Cardigan sweater, and a shoeshine kit.
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Post by Gamera on Sept 16, 2004 14:52:46 GMT -5
I'm going to a Dr. Suess meeting, so I want to look fashionable. On the way, I saw Prince of Space and gave me the boot blacking kit.
A broken television, a package of rubber gloves, and a lame joke book.
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Post by losingmydignity on Sept 16, 2004 21:49:06 GMT -5
I'm going to David Cronenberg's house and ask him why this weird tv station with Blondie he runs ruined my tv set, and I'm going to wear rubber gloves in case I have to touch him, and I'm going to use the joke books to see if he can crack a smile or is really as cold as Canada which I think he is.
a beehive, a Keane painting, and a six pack of Redbull
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Post by Gamera on Sept 18, 2004 8:22:26 GMT -5
I'm going to get together with a bunch of friends, get seriously drunk (we're al bringing six-packs), then start a campaign against Keane's creepy BigEye paintings. Anyone who doesn't pay the $50 to join gets a beehive stuck on their head.
A model airplane kit, a piano lamp, and a package of pretzels.
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Post by losingmydignity on Sept 18, 2004 19:38:21 GMT -5
I'm going to get together with a bunch of friends, get seriously drunk (we're al bringing six-packs), then start a campaign against Keane's creepy BigEye paintings. Anyone who doesn't pay the $50 to join gets a beehive stuck on their head. A model airplane kit, a piano lamp, and a package of pretzels. You can't get drunk on redbull, it's an energy drink , turtle head! |
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Post by Gamera on Sept 18, 2004 19:51:33 GMT -5
Oops, read too fast. Stupid me  |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 20:06:24 GMT -5
I'm going to get together with a bunch of friends, get seriously drunk (we're al bringing six-packs), then start a campaign against Keane's creepy BigEye paintings. Anyone who doesn't pay the $50 to join gets a beehive stuck on their head. A model airplane kit, a piano lamp, and a package of pretzels. I was going to the annual model airplane convention. This year is going to be very crazy. A CD of Barry White, a rubber chicken, and whipped cream. |
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Post by Gamera on Sept 19, 2004 8:53:19 GMT -5
We're going to an elementary school gym to have a whipped cream fight. Afterwards we'll spoof Barry White. The what? Rubber chicken? Uh, I guess we'll throw it to the ceiling and get it stuck up there. The kids wil spend all their gym time focusing on the chicken and not sports, and get bad grades.
An Louis Vitton purse, the Mad's public domain karaoke machine, and a bootleg copy of Road House
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