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Post by sol-survivor on Apr 10, 2016 15:35:15 GMT -5
Granted, but it'll come back stronger in one hour.
I wish I could find a nice comfy chair for my computer desk.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 13, 2016 1:05:33 GMT -5
Granted. You find the perfect one at the local computer chair store. Unfortunately, someone else bought it out from under you when your back was turned.
I wish I never had to do laundry.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Apr 16, 2016 18:54:54 GMT -5
Granted, you spent the rest of your life naked.
I wish I could be more optimistic.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 17, 2016 13:44:56 GMT -5
Granted. Your blind optimism causes undue stress upon everyone you know, causing them all to hate you more than you can even imagine.
I wish my food was always the perfect temperature.
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Post by sol-survivor on Apr 17, 2016 23:46:33 GMT -5
Granted. Too bad it's all bland and tasteless.
I wish Shout! would include a SOL figure in a future boxed set.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 18, 2016 9:45:58 GMT -5
Granted. It's life-sized and impossible to fit into your house.
I wish for a Cinnamon Roll.
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Post by sol-survivor on Apr 18, 2016 10:36:12 GMT -5
Granted, but it's old and dried out and is hard as a hockey puck.
I wish my garden gnome would show me the best way to travel.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 30, 2016 22:07:46 GMT -5
Granted. He showed the best way to travel if you're a gnome, so you're digging underground everywhere.
I wish all the douchebags on youtube would just disappear.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 1, 2016 18:53:28 GMT -5
Granted. YouTube no longer exists.
I wish I had more food.
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Post by Bad Touch on May 5, 2016 22:59:20 GMT -5
Granted! Enjoy your bottomless plate of haggis!
I wish for my sinuses to be clean, clear and easy breezy
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Post by jkazoolien on May 5, 2016 23:25:51 GMT -5
Granted. They're rendered so clean your head implodes.
I wish Kate Micucci were my girlfriend.
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Post by Bad Touch on May 6, 2016 6:55:07 GMT -5
Granted, you've been transformed into a woman and the two of your are the BEST gal pals ever! x
I wish I could hear the jam session Bowie and Prince are having right now.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 6, 2016 19:09:54 GMT -5
Granted, you're not only dead but in hell. Satan is just letting you hear that jam session to taunt you with the knowledge of how great heaven is.
I wish the weather weren't so gloomy right now.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 9, 2016 22:06:14 GMT -5
Granted. The clouds go away and the sun beats down, killing dozens of pets and the elderly.
I wish Fruity Pebbles were even more Yabba-Dabba-Delicious!
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 13, 2016 19:52:50 GMT -5
Granted, they now contain enough sugar to instantly induce diabetes.
I wish I'd stayed in touch with more of my former co-workers.
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