colemanfrancisfan
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Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
Hey, ladies, I have all my teeth
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jun 20, 2005 6:36:19 GMT -5
Granted, but you're also afraid of heights and always fall down because of fear.
I wish that I am exempt from paying taxes.
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Ro-matt
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I'm not worth the dirt you should treat me like
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 20, 2005 8:29:45 GMT -5
Ok but I kill you instead.
I wish that potatos grew on trees.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
Hey, ladies, I have all my teeth
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Jun 20, 2005 9:29:38 GMT -5
You didn't say what kind of trees, so they all grow on Red woods way up high.
I wish that I could have more confidence.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 20, 2005 14:26:48 GMT -5
Ok but you're too cocky and die a sad lonely man.
I wish FEF had cholera.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jun 20, 2005 15:05:18 GMT -5
Okay, but "cholera" turns out to be a robotic assassin babe who hunts down and kills anyone wishing ill of FEF.
I wish that Weird Al's album "Even Worse" had one of his polka medleys on it.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 20, 2005 16:00:40 GMT -5
Okay, but "cholera" turns out to be a robotic assassin babe who hunts down and kills anyone wishing ill of FEF. I wish that Weird Al's album "Even Worse" had one of his polka medleys on it. Ok but you still have to listen to it. I wish for Peking Duck. |
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Post by Reuisu on Jun 21, 2005 1:32:26 GMT -5
Okay, but just like Prometheus and the vultures, the Peking duck pecks at you with its beak for years at a time, irritating you as you're chained to a metal chair and unable to escape.
I wish pop-ups and pop-unders would stop coming in.
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Ro-matt
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I'm not worth the dirt you should treat me like
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 21, 2005 10:58:04 GMT -5
Ok but instead you have pirahna attached to your testicles.
I wish my car would stay clean.
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Post by DC on Jun 22, 2005 17:53:51 GMT -5
It stops drinking, so it stays clean.
I wish more of you would join my site.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jun 22, 2005 20:32:20 GMT -5
Okay, but nightfalcawk comes with the package.
I wish I could get that stupid Moskau song out of my head!
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Post by ratso on Jun 22, 2005 20:39:03 GMT -5
You get it out of your head.... But then you get Hotel California stuck in your head.
I want to be left alone.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jun 22, 2005 20:40:32 GMT -5
You get it out of your head.... But then you get Hotel California stuck in your head. I can't tell you how funny this is. Hotel California was stuck in my head a month ago, then it was We Built This City, then it was some other crap I can't remember for a while, and now Moskau. |
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Post by DC on Jun 22, 2005 21:12:22 GMT -5
Moskau!
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Krankor
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Kiss off Slappy
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Post by Krankor on Jun 23, 2005 21:25:27 GMT -5
okay, you're left alone, but you break your glasses and can't read all those books, even though "there's time now".
I wish some higher being would smite all the stupid people.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jun 23, 2005 23:38:30 GMT -5
Granted, but then there are three people left on Earth.
I wish that we didn't have to see Krankor's buffalo shot in 'Prince of Space'
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