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Post by Reuisu on Jun 24, 2005 2:51:51 GMT -5
All right, but you see him in full-frontal nudity, instead. AGH, I'M BLIND!
I wish I weren't blind.
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Post by ratso on Jun 24, 2005 13:56:38 GMT -5
You get it out of your head.... But then you get Hotel California stuck in your head. I can't tell you how funny this is. Hotel California was stuck in my head a month ago, then it was We Built This City, then it was some other crap I can't remember for a while, and now Moskau. I know, I remembered the stuck in your head thread dug it up and posted what you had wrote.
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 27, 2005 15:53:46 GMT -5
All right, but you see him in full-frontal nudity, instead. AGH, I'M BLIND! I wish I weren't blind. Ok but you have to look at Ratso all day. I wish i didn't itch.
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Post by Gemini Man on Jun 27, 2005 17:45:22 GMT -5
The itch has gone away but now you have really bad gas.
I wish I wasn't out of milk.
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 1, 2005 5:53:16 GMT -5
Voila! Look in your fridge! Delicious RAT'S MILK!!!
I wish I had a week of vacation.
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Post by dash on Jul 2, 2005 11:30:20 GMT -5
you do, but you end up spending it pauly shore's house.
i wish i was done school already.
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Post by guerayou on Jul 3, 2005 5:03:59 GMT -5
You have finished, but your degree is completely useless unless you live on Mars.
I wish I were home with Godo.
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Post by dash on Jul 3, 2005 18:36:01 GMT -5
you end up home with godo, but come to find that LMD is also sitting there, drinking beers with hubby, and... something... ELSE?... *gulp*
i wish LMD was sitting here drinking root beers with ME! (*jealous*)
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Post by guerayou on Jul 4, 2005 3:33:15 GMT -5
You and LMD are happily sipping root beer when "Jack the Root Beer Drinker Killer" finds his way onto your porch and slays you both, spilling the root beer.
I wish people would be more gently with each other.
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Post by dash on Jul 4, 2005 8:44:34 GMT -5
people do end up becoming more gentle with one another, however they become so incredibly docile that their bones turn to liquid and everyone become gelatinous goo.
i wish wishes couldn't be corruptable.
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Post by DC on Jul 4, 2005 19:46:06 GMT -5
But you...um...your head a splode.
I wish for a man eating tiger.
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Post by dash on Jul 4, 2005 19:48:47 GMT -5
... ... *so* tempted to make a sigfried and roy joke right now, but for the purity of this board, i digress...
okay, so you get a man eating tiger, but, as luck would have it, he's a reformed vegitarian.
i wish i could win the lottery so i could open "puppyland: a vast farm as big as the state of oklahoma, where puppies roam free with dASH all day long!"
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Post by DC on Jul 4, 2005 20:02:42 GMT -5
People confuse Puppyland with Neverland and you get sued for touching little boys.
I wish I had a bunny in my signature.
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Post by dash on Jul 4, 2005 20:46:15 GMT -5
you end up having a bunny in your signature, but what you failed to realize is that it was a rabid bunny, and now all the other ASCII on the board is frothing at the mouth.
i wish there was a cure for rabies.
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Post by DC on Jul 4, 2005 20:49:59 GMT -5
It causes cancer.
I wish for perfect condition "Bloom County" books.
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