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Post by maxdrive on Jan 17, 2006 1:18:30 GMT -5
Has a pizza delivered to class then when the teacher asks what do you think your doing tells him. jsut haveing some food and learning about cuba even though your in math class.
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Post by pups4ever on Jan 17, 2006 1:46:33 GMT -5
(pulls out a portable DVD player and watches MST3K)
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Post by regalo on Feb 28, 2006 5:33:06 GMT -5
Gather your friends before class, choose who's going to stand up and yell "Fight" Fight!" then choose who's going to stage the phoney fight. Be sure that chairs and tables are knocked over. By the time the entire class rushes closer to see the fight, lie there on the floor laughing. Be sure to come up with a good explanation for the Principle.
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Post by spacechief on Feb 28, 2006 7:43:18 GMT -5
Start demanding you want intelligent design in your science book or you're leaving!
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Post by regalo on Feb 28, 2006 12:09:35 GMT -5
Do not touch the hair of the girl sitting in front of you.
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Post by wedestroymyths on Mar 9, 2006 13:06:37 GMT -5
When you find out that class is an optional workshop day after you missed two classes in a row, don't stand up and say "yes, i'm outta here," as you walk out the door.
one of my 101 students did this.
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on May 1, 2006 11:45:01 GMT -5
No comment...
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Post by lisalovelace on May 8, 2006 23:52:52 GMT -5
as the teacher if he or she is free for dinner saturday night
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 16, 2007 11:34:32 GMT -5
Wait til the teacher leaves the room, and put on their jacket or coat, and take the class.
Don't bother waiting - just take their coat, glasses, etc (whatever you can), and take the class.
Use the school servers to run your own porno e-business.
Change the Pledge to "alliegiance to the United States of ME!!!!!"
Take your usual seat, but sit there for half an hour pulling out various flat-pack and DIY stuff from your bag, and setting up a really big desk with varying levels. Then decorate it, with more stuff you brought along.
Wear a different Vegas or Hawaiian Elvis outfit per day.
Copy the speech and mannerisms of TV characters like Vicky Pollard and Lauren 'am I bovvered' Cooper in all your in-class communications.
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Post by hobbesluigi82 on Jun 16, 2007 11:48:59 GMT -5
Smash a pupil's face in. It's not that hard...
Or, if you're in my French class, if you breathe slightly irregularly, you get a detention.
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