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Post by CBG on Feb 22, 2007 13:44:48 GMT -5
810- THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION
First shown: 5/31/97 Opening: Tom shows spirit, but Mike and Crow only offer MRxL Intro: The campers recall their trip, Tom portages and Pearl shares some pod-like "zucchini" Host segment 1: Pod-Gypsy suggests sleep, but Mike is suspicious Host segment 2: Mike and the bots try to stay awake, while Bobo is skeptical Host segment 3: Pod-Servo seems convincing, until asked about his "collection" End: Bobo saves the day, but Pearl declares movie sign again! Stinger: Pthpthpthp!
PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Feb 22, 2007 14:22:24 GMT -5
809- I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF
First shown: 4/19/97 Opening: Mike is to be removed as captain! Intro: While camping, Pearl lowers the SOL's shields, and a face hugging alien finds Tom appealing Host segment 1: Crow's proximity detector detects a lot of humidity Host segment 2: Servo goes after the alien, but gets stuck, the big crybaby Host segment 3: It's alien eggs omelets for everyone! But Crow has some criticisms End: The alien is draining the SOL's energy and Mike is forced to become really repulsive! And at camp, Pearl tells some scary stories! Stinger: "People bug me, too!"
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Post by CBG on Feb 22, 2007 14:53:32 GMT -5
808- THE SHE CREATURE
First shown: 4/5/97 Opening: Crow and Tom confuse similiar sounding household products Intro: The Observers prepare to dissect Bobo, Pearl begs for a distraction, but the nanites provide a Number 7! Host segment 1: Crow presents the "Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi" doll Host segment 2: Pearl and Bobo have a stowaway Host segment 3: Mike demonstrates the non-acting method of Lance Fuller End: Questions about the movie, and M&TB find they are being held Stinger: Bobo investigates a planet...closely
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 22, 2007 15:47:17 GMT -5
807--i'm getting drunk so you can modify my post with the episode info.
807- TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000
First shown: 3/15/97 Opening: Tom "comfort rates" everything Intro: The Observers make Pearl and Bobo fight, but the M&TB aren't getting the message Host segment 1: The Observers offer their superior food Host segment 2: Mike sends Crow back in time, but soon regrets it Host segment 3: The Observers croon "When I Held Your Brain in My Arms" End: Mike sets Crow up with a blind date from the year 5000, while Pearl declares her humanity Stinger: Observers
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Post by CBG on Feb 22, 2007 15:56:41 GMT -5
806- THE UNDEAD
First shown: 3/8/97 Opening: Trying to fill in the viewers, Mike vapor-locks Intro: The Observers test everybody and Servo tests well Host segment 1: Servo becomes an Observer--then the spoons turn up missing Host segment 2: The witch from the movie appears, but she's going through some changes Host segment 3: Mike plays his Digger Smolken album End: Crow is an imp, Tom and Mike lash out at Leonard Maltin, and Bobo makes a brain sammich Stinger: Observers
"If she wants to have a zipper, she can have a zipper, Mike!"
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Feb 22, 2007 17:27:56 GMT -5
805- THE THING THAT COULDN'T DIE
First shown: 3/1/97 Opening: Artiste Tom creates negative images of patron Crow Intro: We meet The Observers, super-intelligent beings who carry their brains around with them. Pearl and Bobo are their guests Host segment 1: An irritating Observer arrives and observes Host segment 2: The Observers enable Mike to materialize anyone from his memory Host segment 3: Crow premieres his documentary on the Civil War End: Tom has a plan to make Crow do unspeakable acts; Pearl and Bobo get ready for bed Stinger: Observers
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 22, 2007 17:42:55 GMT -5
804
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Post by CBG on Feb 22, 2007 17:53:50 GMT -5
803- THE MOLE PEOPLE
First shown: 2/15/97 Opening: Crow's goofy eyes make him a "space child" Intro: The space child is overthrown. While Bobo suffers through the 32nd Annual Lawgiver Daze, Tom offers baked goods and Crow takes a fall Host segment 1: Mike tries an imitation of the goofy professor. It brings everyone down...down...down.... Host segment 2: Tom tries--and fails--to sing a ballad about what he's been up to Host segment 3: Crow the archeologist, searching for evidence of a previous him, has a breakthrough End: Crow believes there's life beneath the floorboards...and he's right Meanwhile in Deep Ape, The Lawgiver is presented with a hunky gift Stinger: "The Load" hits the wall
"DOWN...DOWN...DOWN."
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Feb 22, 2007 18:22:23 GMT -5
802- THE LEECH WOMAN
First shown: 2/8/97 Opening: Crow deals with the SOL's prairie dog problem Intro: The Apes discover that devolution can be fun! Host segment 1: The nanites are on strike! Host segment 2: Pearl is forced to give some laws, and asks M&TB for suggestions--and Tom has some! Host segment 3: The bots plan to get Mike's pineal juices End: Tom's "Beverly Hillbillies" sketch ends in chaos, but the Apes are oh-so-civilized again Stinger: The wiley cop outwits his suspect
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Post by CBG on Feb 22, 2007 18:25:11 GMT -5
801- REVENGE OF THE CREATURE
First shown: 2/1/97 Opening: Mike, Tom and Gypsy return to the SOL. They find Crow already there, but he seems different. As they are about to crash into Earth, Mike saves the ship but cripples it. They contact the planet, and it's NOT Dr. Forrester who responds! Intro: After a good scream, Prof. Bobo and Dr. Peanut explain just what's been happening on Earth lately. Bobo sends a bad movie because it's "Ape Law" Host segment 1: Servo tries to repair the SOL's engines with a little help from the nanites. Crow still seems different Host segment 2: An irate Phil the alien demands to speak to Servo Host segment 3: Crow may be different, but he makes a great espresso End: The bots make an embarrassing discovery about the love lives of Mike's descendants. Then they learn who The Lawgiver is Stinger: John Agar swims softly and carries a big stick
"Welcome to SciFi, MST!"
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Feb 22, 2007 19:44:46 GMT -5
800
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Post by cambot01 on Feb 22, 2007 19:55:40 GMT -5
799
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Feb 22, 2007 20:02:02 GMT -5
798
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Post by Bad Touch on Feb 22, 2007 22:46:42 GMT -5
797
An episode that at this point, I am unwilling to look up. I suppose with as much time as it's taking me to type this, I could have easily gone to satellite news... then to the episode guide and cut and paste the information, but..... tough cookies
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Post by Ratso on Feb 22, 2007 23:05:16 GMT -5
796
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