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Post by Cleolanta on Apr 19, 2006 19:12:49 GMT -5
Okay...I decided to go with...sampo.
Next, I need a type of vehicle. GO!
...Notorious
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Post by Skellen on Apr 19, 2006 20:45:29 GMT -5
Tricycle
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Apr 19, 2006 20:56:49 GMT -5
hoverchair
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Post by Crapythe on Apr 19, 2006 21:56:42 GMT -5
Scooter
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Post by Gypsy Attle on Apr 19, 2006 22:46:47 GMT -5
big wheel
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Post by Truck Farmer on Apr 20, 2006 0:41:58 GMT -5
unicycle
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Post by Cleolanta on Apr 20, 2006 3:05:59 GMT -5
Let's go with...big wheel.
Okay, now I need a day of the year. And then this one is done!
...Notorious
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Post by Truck Farmer on Apr 20, 2006 3:51:08 GMT -5
February 29
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Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 20, 2006 6:41:47 GMT -5
April 20th
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Apr 20, 2006 10:06:57 GMT -5
September 15th
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Post by Skellen on Apr 20, 2006 10:46:54 GMT -5
April 4
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Post by Crapythe on Apr 20, 2006 14:05:33 GMT -5
Yesterday
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Post by elireburg on Apr 20, 2006 15:57:45 GMT -5
January 28th
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Apr 20, 2006 18:07:00 GMT -5
My birthday
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Post by Cleolanta on Apr 20, 2006 21:30:23 GMT -5
Okay...decided to go with January 28th. And...here we go!
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"Political Speech"
By *Gary Glitter*, who is running for *Corkmaster* of *Walla Walla*.
"My fellow *Puma People*, the time has come for us to *sidehack* into the future. We must set aside our petty differences and unite against the far greater evil of *mischief*. We must never forget that this great nation was founded on the principal of equal *rockets* for all.
"If elected, I promise to lower taxes, get tougher on crime, and combat *battery acid* abuse. And NO doctor in *Walla Walla* will be able to charge *42* dollars for a bottle of aspirin while I'M in office.
"My opponent, *Adam Ant*, charges me with dishonesty. While I have nothing but the deepest respect for the *Pit Boss* from *Disney World* I must point out that this charge is coming from someone who has been photographed coming out of motel rooms with people who were not his/her spouse, including *Ricardo Montalban!* My opponent freely admits to *frolicking* the draft during *the Crimean War*, and his/her record speaks for itself; in the *37* years my opponent has been in office, *Disney World*'s taxes rose by *666* percent. Almost every *notebook* in the area closed, putting thousands of *professional gamblers* out of work. And Lake *McFly* has become practically a toxic waste dump. My opponent denies it, but radioactive *aardvarks* have been photographed crawling out of that lake.
"So, therefore, my fellow *Puma People*, remember: A vote for my opponent is a vote for crime, unemployment, pollution, and *sampos*. But if you want two *Big Wheels* in every garage, gasoline that only costs *6.02 x 10 to the 23rd power* cents per gallon, and perhaps a decent education for your children if you're really lucky or really rich, then go down on *January 28th* and vote for me. Yes....You WILL vote for me...You are getting sleepy....VEEEEERRRRRYYYY sleeeeepppy....your eyelids are becoming oh so heavy...you will vote for me...you will vote for me...you will..."
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Heh heh heh.
...Notorious
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