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Post by pups4ever on Jan 13, 2006 16:00:50 GMT -5
Crapout
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Jan 17, 2006 17:36:37 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm done with the LEONARD PART 6 screenplay..."
or
"I have an idea for a film called GIGLI..."
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 21, 2006 23:03:03 GMT -5
Lighting your farts on fire.
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Post by lisalovelace on Apr 27, 2006 9:21:47 GMT -5
Earning the nickname lovelace and having it as a user name on the internet
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Post by Skellen on Jul 14, 2006 18:05:22 GMT -5
Putting a cigarette out on the back of your hand on a dare (didn't feel a thing ) Also ... going to the redhook brewery and sending postcards to your boss because they were there and the postage was free if you mailed it from there, but lets get some drinks first, k?
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 16, 2007 12:09:42 GMT -5
Getting on that bucket flight, when the flight folks came round the airport lounge you got blitzed in, saying 'there's some cheap seats left over'.....
......but only because they don't serve drink on the plane.
Climbing the outer walls of the city cathedral, to the top of the spire.
Stealing your neighbours scaffolding.
Buying people you never met before their taxi fare home, a pack of cigs each, a carry-out meal, & giving them your mobile phone and telling them to call you later.
Taking 10 blotters.
Stripping off and running thru the streets.
Jumping into the fountain.
Hanging about with statues, with a bottle / pint, singing loudly.
Starting a riot.
Buying a hotel chain.
Phoning in to participate in TV talkshows.
Phoning the shopping channel for the on-air questions.
Participating Live in 'Ask The Whitehouse' online.
'Nevermind closing time, we can all go back to my place. My family won't mind at all'.
Hiring a powerful sports car or GT, and just keep on driving.
Getting a Nazi tattoo.
Getting to the next timezone, so you can continue clubbing.
Taking the above yet further - and involving flights / boat-trips to other countries.
Sleeping on a picnic table.
Marrying someone you just met, and phoning your existing spouse to invite them for a celebratory drink.
Doing street-theatre for the CCTV operators.
Having your very own Devil's Night.
Ordering your Chinese meal by complex arithmetic (eg - "I'll have a 87 minus 5 multipled by 3 twice, and two of a 240 plus 7. Divide that by 4 and give me three of those too.")
(have to mention this Bill Hicks one - Dancing to the cop car lights when you get pulled over)
Joining the Foreign Legion.
Joining the military.
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Krankor
Anteater
Kiss off Slappy
Posts: 13
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Post by Krankor on Jul 10, 2007 0:08:36 GMT -5
Putting vaseline on your friend's windshield wipers when rain is forecast.
Finding endless humor that the waiter at Denny's is named Danny and getting very angry when people at other tables don't agree.
Slippery sleeping bag. Dorm stairs. 2 am.
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Post by Hellcat on Jul 12, 2007 1:09:47 GMT -5
". . . and we'll call it New Coke."
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jul 16, 2007 10:10:25 GMT -5
.."And I'll go to Walter Reed to visit the soldiers! But only the ones who are missing limbs because the rest of the patients don't matter. And I will look at them, tell them they made a great sacrifice for their country! I will act genuinely appreciative.
Then I'll start another Mideast operation. And Send more soldiers. Despite my declining popularity polls..."
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 29, 2007 21:54:37 GMT -5
eating potpourri. my former roommate and i really did this during one of our drunkouts. it looked so good and smelled so good....and this was jelled potpourri, after a few sixers. a more sober friend sitting nearby kept saying, "uh...guys...i don't think that's such a good idea..." Ha! what did he know?
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Aug 30, 2007 15:56:22 GMT -5
'SO what if he's married?...'
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Post by klickitat on Aug 30, 2007 18:04:16 GMT -5
"So what if I'm married...."
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 30, 2007 18:45:09 GMT -5
"So what if they're married...?"
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