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Post by sol-survivor on Jul 9, 2013 11:21:27 GMT -5
That isn't nearly unhealthy enough.
*throws a bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme donut for a bun with a side order of deep-fried cheese curds and a Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha Frappuccino*
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 9, 2013 23:39:09 GMT -5
*has heart attack just looking at it*
*throws nitro pills*
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Post by sol-survivor on Jan 20, 2014 12:55:19 GMT -5
*Nope, not a heart attack, just a big belch*
*Throws dead Christmas tree*
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jan 20, 2014 19:10:18 GMT -5
Hey! You're waging a WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!111111 *throws reactionary drivel that my elderly relatives share on Facebook*
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Post by sol-survivor on Aug 10, 2014 21:11:50 GMT -5
I UNFRIEND YOU!!!!!!
*throws bunch of raw kale*
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 11, 2014 0:26:02 GMT -5
*gathers it up, sprays it with a little Pam, sprinkles some garlic powder on it, bakes it into kale chips*
*throws an Owl Trowel*
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Post by sol-survivor on Aug 11, 2014 10:49:07 GMT -5
*clears driveway of owls*
*throws owl pellets*
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Aug 11, 2014 20:12:46 GMT -5
GAH!!!
*throws a 1977 Buick LeSabre*
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Post by sol-survivor on Aug 11, 2014 21:52:54 GMT -5
What are you, a Transformer?
*throws a dozen Wisconsin State Fair cream puffs*
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 12, 2014 2:47:09 GMT -5
Yum!..uck! wait, let me fix this...
*throws a double order of Fried Cheese Curds from the Minnesota State Fair*
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Post by sol-survivor on Aug 12, 2014 8:50:01 GMT -5
At least the cheese was from Wisconsin.
*throws a bacon brat on a stick from the Wisconsin State Fair*
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Aug 12, 2014 19:29:16 GMT -5
*gobbles it down*
*throws the bills for the medical treatment for my resulting heart attack*
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Post by sol-survivor on Aug 13, 2014 12:50:15 GMT -5
Just put it on your credit card.
*throws a butter cow sculpture*
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Aug 13, 2014 19:15:05 GMT -5
Moses is going to be unhappy when he sees people worshiping it.
*throws the missing tablet containing the Eleventh through Fifteenth Commandments*
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Post by sol-survivor on Aug 13, 2014 21:41:26 GMT -5
Now you've done it. You've broken those Commandments along with the tablet. Good one.
*throws Charleton Heston*
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