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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 15, 2006 19:39:12 GMT -5
What person was the least deserving to live to 100?
They'll get my copy of Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders MiSTed when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 16, 2006 0:12:31 GMT -5
What did an senility-ridden Charlton Heston quip the other day?
The Blue and the Gray
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 16, 2006 12:38:32 GMT -5
What is the title of the lastest non-fiction best seller describing hair colors to avoid whilst driving?
Factory air and EPA estimated milage of 18 city, 23 highway.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 16, 2006 22:43:46 GMT -5
What's one of the reasons this country's going to hell?
I got a booger on my finger and I can't get it off!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 16, 2006 22:51:09 GMT -5
Why are you running towards me?
I might if you ask nicely next time.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 16, 2006 23:52:05 GMT -5
WILL YOU EAT MY SHORTS?
Oh, please, it's only a taillight.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 18, 2006 5:40:16 GMT -5
What the hell is that sticking out of my ass?!?
Slippery when wet.
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Post by Jackie Frost on Sept 18, 2006 8:28:58 GMT -5
I'm sorry I trampled over you. Have you seen my left shoe?
In that case hand me that chair, a Red-bull and a bottle of baby oil.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 18, 2006 18:34:49 GMT -5
Is it true that rubbing someone who's seated with baby oil while drinking a Red Bull is a turn-on?
Opinion polls be darned! I'm still the man!
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 18, 2006 22:58:23 GMT -5
Do you want the large size Massengil?
Toilet paper. White. Fresh. Unstained. Toilet paper.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 24, 2006 1:17:53 GMT -5
What is something you'll never find in a Wal-Mart bathroom?
Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 4, 2006 18:39:30 GMT -5
Name two 70's icons that really should just go away.
C'mon people! Work with me here!
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 4, 2006 21:31:44 GMT -5
WHO WANTS TO GIVE JOE DON A HAPPY ENDING? ANYBODY?
Because that could cause my toenails to become infected.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 4, 2006 23:49:24 GMT -5
Why don't you want to play the hit new Parker Brothers game: "Let's Get Our Toenails Infected!"?
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
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Post by Harpsiccord on Oct 6, 2006 13:20:23 GMT -5
What's the most popular drag name among up and coming drag performers?
Never, that's filthy, and you should ask Zeus' forgiveness for even thinking such a thing.
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