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Post by Mitchell on Oct 6, 2006 16:13:20 GMT -5
Would you ever consider putting this Harpsicord picture in your signature?
Forty-seven pounds.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 6, 2006 19:15:54 GMT -5
How much did you pay that British guy for John Cleese's autograph?
That's as rare as an honest politician.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 6, 2006 23:21:36 GMT -5
Did you hear about the delicious McDonald's hamburger?
I would never call out a college student for choking.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 20, 2006 12:44:25 GMT -5
Why would Latrell Sprewell want you as his college basketball coach?
The handyman's secret weapon: duct tape.
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Oct 26, 2006 9:15:54 GMT -5
What can I do to take care of this horrid rodent problem in my basement?
New Zealand's first marching band.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 26, 2006 20:39:57 GMT -5
Just where am I supposed to ship these accordian/banjo combos?
Oh, that's because he was crowding the plate.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 29, 2006 20:42:49 GMT -5
Why did you knock Kaiser Willhelm II from the batter's box?
That's not surprising, but it is very disheartening.
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Oct 31, 2006 12:30:26 GMT -5
Is that really what you get when you cross a politician with a zebra?
Yes.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 31, 2006 19:17:12 GMT -5
Would you like to see Mike and the bots return?
I don't give anything Ann Coulter says much creedence.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 3, 2006 15:40:48 GMT -5
What credo does 99.9% of the sane American public live by?
"Cherry Pie" by Warrent
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Post by Bart Fargo on Nov 3, 2006 23:29:55 GMT -5
Name an excessively sexist music video by a trite 80's metal band.
I thought you were Dale!
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 5, 2006 13:59:17 GMT -5
WHO AM I?
Meat, cheese, bread, and a toilet brush.
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Post by samtaco on Nov 12, 2006 16:34:19 GMT -5
What is Jon Don Baker's most use items?
That's what I need!
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 19, 2006 9:57:19 GMT -5
Do you sell plungers with pistol grips?
Yes, I did, but only got paid $200.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Nov 22, 2006 21:59:06 GMT -5
Was that really you in the "Head on" commerical?
It's as funny as Carrot Top meeting Adam Sandler.
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