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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 16, 2006 11:02:45 GMT -5
"Well, I'm not sure what to say about that - let's ask the little man who lives in my thumb."
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 16, 2006 22:57:22 GMT -5
"So you see, your chronic masturbation is merely a cry for....oh, hand me the lotion and Kleenex, will ya?"
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 16, 2006 23:55:22 GMT -5
Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 18, 2006 5:34:51 GMT -5
Now, before we start today's session, I'm going to demand you take a vow of silence.
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Post by lisalovelace on Sept 18, 2006 18:32:52 GMT -5
"Well, I'm not sure what to say about that - let's ask the little man who lives in my thumb." Heehee, thats a good one.
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 20, 2006 15:07:44 GMT -5
"Be careful what you say. The CIA is listening."
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Post by lisalovelace on Sept 21, 2006 23:08:14 GMT -5
Is that all you can do is whine? Oh, its all about you isan't it? Well did you ever stop for one minute and think that maybe I have feelings too? Typical.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 21, 2006 23:21:46 GMT -5
"Oh, for crying out loud. I'll just forge your suicide note if you're going to be that way."
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 24, 2006 1:06:29 GMT -5
"DAMN! The way you talk about her, I'D kill your mother!"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 28, 2006 0:20:07 GMT -5
"Here's a little game to help you get better. It's called, 'let's pretend I give a poopie'."
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 5, 2006 0:31:05 GMT -5
Tell me again about your mother...*zzzziiiiippp!*...Sloooooowwww-lllyyyyyyy.....
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 5, 2006 20:57:15 GMT -5
"Don't mind if I fondle myself while you talk?"
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Post by coolwood on Oct 5, 2006 22:40:53 GMT -5
"could you hold that thought,i gotta call my parole officer".
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 20, 2006 12:46:35 GMT -5
"Want some pine cone liquor?"
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 26, 2006 1:40:55 GMT -5
"Mr. Jones, the only thing that can cure you is electroshock therapy. Now if you'll just stick your finger in this light socket..."
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