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XerxesTheCat JOIKE Best Actor from The Atomic Brain Posts: 1,393	World's Worst Parent Oct 14, 2006 18:07:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by XerxesTheCat on Oct 14, 2006 18:07:08 GMT -5 "Try these drugs. They're terrific."
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Captain Hygiene Pitch Bacon is My Co-Pilot I shall return, and my advent shall herald a reign of bannination never before seen Posts: 951	World's Worst Parent Oct 14, 2006 18:13:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 14, 2006 18:13:08 GMT -5 "You know, my sledgehammer would break that windshield a lot more efficiently than that rock you found."

Gamera JOIKE Dr. Detroit Posts: 2,005	World's Worst Parent Oct 14, 2006 19:54:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gamera on Oct 14, 2006 19:54:55 GMT -5 "Late to your first day of middle school, don't worry you can take my car."
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Crowfan The Master Secret Service Agent/Thread Killer Extraordinaire RIP, Sir Christopher Posts: 67,781	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 13:52:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 13:52:03 GMT -5 "Sure, honey, you can have your own gun for Christmas"
	You dated yourself and didn't even get to first base.....Phantom Engineer Great, now you've turned this into a fart thread of which there are of 20,000 too many already. --Mitchell Crowfan: When you care enough to send the very best.---CBG Crowfan and evil go together.---spicy

Captain Hygiene Pitch Bacon is My Co-Pilot I shall return, and my advent shall herald a reign of bannination never before seen Posts: 951	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 16:41:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2006 16:41:00 GMT -5 "I made a special surprise for you! It's out on the interstate median."

Rotting Elvis Torgo's Pizza Delivery Person Posts: 238	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 16:42:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rotting Elvis on Oct 15, 2006 16:42:09 GMT -5 "Vote Republican"
	Do you still need a copy of volume 10? I've got one with your name on it - forrestcrow.proboards47.com/index.cgi?board=tapes&action=display&thread=1166381797

Crowfan The Master Secret Service Agent/Thread Killer Extraordinaire RIP, Sir Christopher Posts: 67,781	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 17:04:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 17:04:17 GMT -5 "You wanna know where babies come from?? Wait till Bob comes over and we'll show you where babies come from."
	You dated yourself and didn't even get to first base.....Phantom Engineer Great, now you've turned this into a fart thread of which there are of 20,000 too many already. --Mitchell Crowfan: When you care enough to send the very best.---CBG Crowfan and evil go together.---spicy

Captain Hygiene Pitch Bacon is My Co-Pilot I shall return, and my advent shall herald a reign of bannination never before seen Posts: 951	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 17:07:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2006 17:07:07 GMT -5 "Why should I give you a birthday party? You're pretty much just 18 years of free labor to me."

Crowfan The Master Secret Service Agent/Thread Killer Extraordinaire RIP, Sir Christopher Posts: 67,781	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 17:12:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 17:12:18 GMT -5 "You're adopted---there is simply no way you came from my loins"
	You dated yourself and didn't even get to first base.....Phantom Engineer Great, now you've turned this into a fart thread of which there are of 20,000 too many already. --Mitchell Crowfan: When you care enough to send the very best.---CBG Crowfan and evil go together.---spicy

The Pantera Man Torgo's Pizza Delivery Person Pantera man.........he sings like a moron! Posts: 142	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 18:56:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Pantera Man on Oct 15, 2006 18:56:00 GMT -5 "Son.........you're 21 and you STILL haven't had sex yet. Follow mom into the bedroom and she'll be more than happy change that." Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
	Last Edit: Oct 15, 2006 18:58:03 GMT -5 by The Pantera Man

Rotting Elvis Torgo's Pizza Delivery Person Posts: 238	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 19:21:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rotting Elvis on Oct 15, 2006 19:21:41 GMT -5 panteraman said: "Son.........you're 21 and you STILL haven't had sex yet. Follow mom into the bedroom and she'll be more than happy change that." Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. traumatic experience? LOL
	Do you still need a copy of volume 10? I've got one with your name on it - forrestcrow.proboards47.com/index.cgi?board=tapes&action=display&thread=1166381797

Crowfan The Master Secret Service Agent/Thread Killer Extraordinaire RIP, Sir Christopher Posts: 67,781	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 19:58:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2006 19:58:57 GMT -5 "Sure, stay up all night and watch the Playboy Channel. I'll call your school tomorrow and tell them you're sick."
	You dated yourself and didn't even get to first base.....Phantom Engineer Great, now you've turned this into a fart thread of which there are of 20,000 too many already. --Mitchell Crowfan: When you care enough to send the very best.---CBG Crowfan and evil go together.---spicy

Captain Hygiene Pitch Bacon is My Co-Pilot I shall return, and my advent shall herald a reign of bannination never before seen Posts: 951	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 20:26:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2006 20:26:04 GMT -5 "And don't bother doing your homework! We'll be glad to support you later on!"

Ratso The Mads (Admin) America's Favorite Ratso Posts: 19,885	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 22:08:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ratso on Oct 15, 2006 22:08:42 GMT -5 "Have some blood"
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mikefab1 JOIKE Sloane's first serial killer Don't be scared. I just wanna say, 'Hello.' Posts: 1,399	World's Worst Parent Oct 15, 2006 23:47:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mikefab1 on Oct 15, 2006 23:47:06 GMT -5 "No, Joel! You can't go to Woodstock! You're only 8!"
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