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Post by impr3ssion on Dec 16, 2006 16:22:42 GMT -5
"I would like to take this opportunity to voice my support for Jonathan Swifts' _A Modest Proposal_. Let me explain it to you..."
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Post by mikefab1 on Dec 16, 2006 16:29:40 GMT -5
EDIT: Picture removed.
"Nacho like to thank the panel for awarding him with the Nobel Peace Prize for Wrestling. In the style of Lucha Libre, ofcourse. Hulk Hogan won for the category of oldest-looking wrestler. And Ric Flair won for actual oldest wrestler."
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 5, 2007 19:29:04 GMT -5
"...... and last but not least, I'd like to give a huge thanks to Satan, from whom all blessings flow!"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 7, 2007 22:51:47 GMT -5
Thanks for the award, now the voices are telling me to kill you all!
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 7, 2007 22:56:19 GMT -5
Weeb whoop flondo fllluuuuuu !!! Bring bring, Mooooooooo yup yup yup yup yup
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 7, 2007 22:57:40 GMT -5
*pees self*
*runs off stage crying*
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 7, 2007 23:03:33 GMT -5
*trips over the four steps up to stage* *GI Joe crawls to the podium* *Snatches award* THAT'S HOW I ROLL B*TCHES! *tumbles off stage into the camera crew*
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 7, 2007 23:04:40 GMT -5
*pees self*
*DOESN'T run off stage*
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 7, 2007 23:06:28 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Hellcat on Jan 8, 2007 0:05:34 GMT -5
"My publicist told me I should mention Darfur in my speech tonight. Who the hell is Darfur?"
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 11, 2007 16:47:34 GMT -5
... and where would I be without my many drug dealers... Thanks a ton guys, I'll be seeing you tonight for sure! Goodnight!
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Post by Crapythe on Jan 12, 2007 14:10:21 GMT -5
"I already know I deserve this award and I accept it just to humor you."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 14, 2007 22:13:19 GMT -5
*pulls off Clooney mask* "It's me, Carrot Top! Thanks, suckers! Ha ha ha ha!"
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Post by Crapythe on Jan 16, 2007 22:04:21 GMT -5
"Thank you for presenting me with this prestigous award. How much do you think it will go for on E-Bay?"
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Post by Bad Touch on Jan 17, 2007 9:21:33 GMT -5
"....and finally, I'd like to especially NOT thank my husband and children... for dragging me down, demanding my time and for pretty much just being selfish people."
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