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Post by CBG on Feb 24, 2007 18:20:37 GMT -5
705- ESCAPE 2000
First shown: 3/2/96 Opening: Crow's charity auction Intro: Crow starts a fire on the SOL, Dr. F. puts his mother in a "home" Host segment 1: Mike helps Crow try bio-feedback, a fire starts Host segment 2: Men's night on the SOL Host segment 3: Dr. F. has a plan to boost ratings: Timmy Bobby Rusty End: Letter, Servo arrives by helicopter, and Toblerone visits Deep 13 Stinger: "PTOO!" "HA, HA, HA!" sez Toblerone
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Feb 24, 2007 18:23:01 GMT -5
704- THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN
First shown: 2/24/96 Opening: Playing a little hardball. Intro: Crow's "Earth vs. Soup" screenplay is being made into a movie, with Dr. F. and Pearl in charge Host segment 1: A script conference goes nowhere Host segment 2: Crow shoots his movie Host segment 3: Dr. F. leads a focus group End: Crow learns the fate of his movie Stinger: "Let's get the hell out of here!"
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Post by CBG on Feb 24, 2007 18:24:44 GMT -5
703- DEATHSTALKER AND THE WARRIORS FROM HELL
First shown: 2/17/96 Opening: Crow has new hair--and calf and hinder implants Intro: Pearl is sick, and M&TB make things worse as a fast food restaurant Host segment 1: The bots put on a Ren Fest for Mike Host segment 2: Mike just can't get enough of the Ren Fest Host segment 3: Crow reads a trashy romance novel to a medicated Pearl End: Letter, Servo forges the "One Ring," and Dr. F. goes Hitchcocky Stinger: "Potatoes are what we eat"
"You are a good judge of men, Deathstalker."
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Post by MSTie500 on Feb 24, 2007 18:27:52 GMT -5
702- THE BRUTE MAN with short: "THE CHICKEN OF TOMORROW"
First shown: 2/10/96 Opening: Tom is getting into real estate Intro: Pearl is going out and puts Crow in charge! Host segment 1: Tom is inside an egg Host segment 2: Mike calls his old girlfriend to ask her to help him escape Host segment 3: Crow wants Mike and Tom to sing "Hang down your head, Tom Dewey" End: Letters, Tom is not a good landlord, and Dr. F. turns Pearl's date into a chicken of tomorrow Stinger: "Creeper, Creeper, Creeper! YOU give me the creeps!"
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Post by CBG on Feb 24, 2007 18:30:38 GMT -5
701(TD)- NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST with short: "ONCE UPON A HONEYMOON"
First shown: 11/23/95 Opening: Happy Thanksgiving! Did you see the game? Intro: Dr. F.'s party continues with Pearl providing the movie Host segment 1: "Stuffing vs. Potatoes" Host segment 2: "Art" and Pearl chat Host segment 3: Thanksgiving dinner on the SOL and in Deep 13 End: Pearl's "Turkey surprise" is a hit in Deep 13 Stinger: "Wounded animal that large isn't good" Special note: This episode was only shown twice: once during the 1995 Turkey Day marathon and again a few weeks later (apparently in error). The episode below had the same theater segments but different host segments.
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701- NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST with short: "ONCE UPON A HONEYMOON"
First shown: 2/3/96 Opening: Crow and Tom are concerned about their personal security Intro: Dr. F. has a traumatic trombone recital, but Crow shines Host segment 1: Decorating with phones Host segment 2: Pearl makes Dr. F. to apologize Host segment 3: Crow is pregnant with shrimp babies End: Crow's rant about babies disrupts Mike's attempts to read letters; Pearl wants Dr . F. to act like a baby Stinger: "Wounded animal that large isn't good"
"STEVE!?"
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Post by CBG on Feb 24, 2007 18:33:41 GMT -5
SEVEN HUNDRED!!!
Double post...BITE ME!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 24, 2007 18:38:58 GMT -5
*Tsk*
Change? You double posted. Against the rules. ;-)
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Post by CBG on Feb 24, 2007 18:40:07 GMT -5
STYX NINE EIGHT
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 24, 2007 18:43:19 GMT -5
Oh, it's okay. Here, have a cookie.
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Post by CBG on Feb 24, 2007 19:08:03 GMT -5
STYX NINE STYX
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Post by yousonuva on Feb 24, 2007 20:45:14 GMT -5
oh for joy 695...there...I feel better.
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Feb 24, 2007 21:14:25 GMT -5
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 24, 2007 21:40:03 GMT -5
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Post by cambot01 on Feb 24, 2007 21:41:47 GMT -5
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Post by MSTie500 on Feb 24, 2007 22:38:15 GMT -5
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